ihaveasolutionbutyouwontlikeit
ihaveasolutionbutyouwontlikeit
go out there, where humans are? 馃樁
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Social media relies on social "mind-reading"/hive mind quotients with minimal choice of good quality information or content.
Community media relies on interactive individual engagement and communication with applied features of choice based frameworks to obtain good quality information or content.
a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn鈥檛 social media this is community.
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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.
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look at my glow in the dark humerus boy
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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They鈥檙e everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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The opaque sass of this youngling.
We were reading our respective books and he started fidgeting and moving around, and supremely ended up lying down on my bedroom floor/rug.
Stating that his head is upside down (it was) I began emulating him when he was trying to engage me to join in with him by stating I couldn't make my head upside down. I struck an angle with my head and he was not satisfied. So I did it properly, to which the Smartass Of My Loins responds " oh good, I was worried I'd have to teach you about angles."
*I'm so deceased the mushrooms are proliferating*
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A s a t r e a t.
autistic people will see a meme and be like 'oh this will be the only thing I say for the next five hours' and that's on echolalia baby
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connection and connection and connection
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there鈥檚 no permanent self and that鈥檚 pretty cool
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porn isn't evil or misogynistic you just grew up culturally christian and are scared of sex
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"I want to eat the whole litter of chips" I say to my son in reference to the lunchbox sized packets.
This elicits only a mildly confused emotive verbal response and an abrupt subject change.
I am losing my touch.
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Imagine collecting 100 nicely smooth and evenly sized rocks, picking up paint that sticks to them, writing "unblock me you insolent shrimp" on all of them, and dropping them into random mailboxes in a town you're only visiting and will never return to.
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I don't agree about the literal sacrificing but the essence of anyone/corporation with more resources and money than they objectively need to maintain functioning in a socially established unacceptable ratio of the surrounding levels of poverty should be fair game to pillage and redistribute from. And if they're global based, they're fair game for anyone.
Look ma, my anarchist tendencies are showing. You'll be proud to note I haven't burned any bins down recently though. I did learn from that.
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This blas茅 acceptance of ignorance is rather vexing.
An eldritch horror beyond comprehension arrives in the mortal realm to drive humans insane with its incomprehensibility. It's rather annoyed to find that most humans aren't being driven insane by its incomprehensibility due to most of them accepting there are things they don't understand.
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I am the god
I've been away a hunting
I do believe we have an appointment
"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i鈥檓 being hunted by god
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