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i shall now use she/her in the way you affectionately describe a mechanical type of transport like boat or car

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dsmp is so fucking feral i love it

Cool DreamSMP related things that people might not know. This is based on what people say and see on streams about their character. It can be a headcanon they like and decided to make canon or if they said something multiple times I'm classing it as canon.

Punz said his character has no gender and when speaking uses mostly they/them and sometimes he/him but said he doesn't mind going by non binary if it's easier for people however he does prefer no gender.

The egg is coded to regen itself from explosions and has a defence mechanism using crying obsidian.

Punz flirts with Sam Nook

Quackity ate Schlatt's heart

Bad and Skeppy are life linked which is why the Egg mainly targets Bad

Fundy is trans

Puffy goes by all pronouns and prefers her children to call her dad, father or papa.

Skeppy has drank prime church bath water

Connor was the first person to see Glatt as he saw him on his first day which was also Schlatt's final and Glatts first.

Austin is canonically dead

Ponk canonically stole the prison keycards from Sam by stealing them mid loving sesh

Snapchat, Reddit, Twitter and Facebook are all canon in the DreamSMP

MCC, MCM, PPS, DNDNight and Manhunt are all canon.

Phil isn't immortal he's just very old and hasn't lost his canon life

Foolish drank Skeppy bath water

Ranboo's pig and llama are boyfriends

Ponk has lost both legs and 1 arm

No matter what amour you have if you hit the egg you lose 3 hearts

Punz and Sapnap are brothers. They've not made it clear if it's biological or adopted but they've both said they're brothers.

Wilbur is Phil's only canonical son.

Punz and Dream still have the deal of Punz pretending to betray Dream.

The only straight relationship on the server between humans was Mexican Dream and Mamacita but now one is dead (also not sure if dating a version of yourself makes you straight I'm sure there's a name for it). Meaning that the DreamSMP has no canonical straight couple that are both human.

Ant is just a giant cat with 9 lives.

Bad can canonically do magic. (His excuse for using op and changing disguses)

They all have canonical heights like Foolish being fucking tall and Skeppy being footrest height(which I choose to ignore out of spite. I also choose to ignore the ages that Wilbur claimed.)

Ponk is possessed by a Dreamon which is thought to be why the Egg doesn't affect him like it does with everyone else.

Tubbo voted for Coconut 2020

Hbomb is canonically an alcoholic who in his free time is Fundy's catmaid, Foolish's, Tubbo's, Niki's and Ranboo's manager

Jack only voted for Schlatt because he was promised Kool-aid fountains

Drista is canonically the devil

Jack and Niki have both canonically been to hell, Jack returning gave him 3 more lives, Niki's is unknown for now

George started the disc war by pranking Ponk who tried to prank him back but got Sapnap instead which is the origins of the disc war

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“I like blowing things up”

*noises of agreement from the various arsonists present*

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if you see me nervously sweating because my dad is using my computer and the pride pokemon sticker is clearly in view, mind ur business. common fools

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aight im gonna go cry now bubye

When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal

Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying

"If I die, this country goes down with me"

Others are abrupt and unfair

"Kill me Phil, kill me!"

But most are unremarkable, unintentional, and clumsy

"No, wait, stop it! Stop it stop it stop it stop - !"

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bro.......

i just be scrollin thru tumblr and guess who the fuck shows up

its the fandom of the manly man show that is just outstandingly gay with one (1) gay birb bein sad in superodoo hell and a definitely hetero man with his hetero car smelling like masculine snow blizzard™ or whatever hanging out in heaven.

i get that yall are disappointed and hyper and counting every canon confession but LEAVE ME A L O N E

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take this as a fucking warning maths homework

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if i do this to u pls know it means i value u a whole goddamn lot

sticking one of those lil stickers from fruit on someone is a love language

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Alternate

Anyone within mcyt: *breathes*

Twitter trending guy: oh my fucking god not again

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a dream smp moodboard

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Rät - Niki Nihachu Dream SMP Parody

This was just a small project for fun, please feel free to use it for anything as long as you credit me (and Penelope Scott of course its her song)!

I come from songwriters and warriors and white men who hate God

They make technology high quality complex physiological

Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good

They taught me everything, just like a good friend should

 And you were beautiful and vulnerable, and power and success

Goddamn, I fell for you, your dynamite, your cities and your tech

I joined the fight because I wanted to do something great like you

And the real tragedy is half of it was true

 But we've been fucking mean, we're elitist, we’re as lost as any man

And this traitor and all their friends has a better fucking life planned

I bit the apple 'cause I trusted you, it tastes like tommy’s cooking

Your proposal is immodest and insane

And I hope someday dream blows up this fucking place

 I loved you, I loved you

I loved you, it's true

I wanted to be you and do what you do

I lived here, I loved here, I thought it was true

I feel so stupid and so used

I feel so used

 I was your sister, your best friend, the poor girl without any class

And I was this city’s only hope, bred, born, and raised to kick your ass

I fell for bakeries, animals, pictures of the stars

If you could only be what you pretend you are

 When I said, "Take me to the moon", I never meant take me alone

I thought if mankind toured the sky, it meant all of us could go

But I don't want to see the stars if they're just one more piece of land for us to fight over

For us to turn to sand

 'Cause we're so fucking lost, we're so destructive, we're as fucked as any king

And your brother with all his murders has a better plan in swing

I bit the apple 'cause I loved you, and why would you lie?

And then I realized, you're just as naive as I am

Oh, you're so traumatized, it makes me wanna cry

 You dumb bitch, I loved you, I loved you

I loved you, it's true

I wanted to be you and do what you do

I lived here, I loved here

I bought it, it's true

I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused

 Well, I don't wanna kill the wanted, I'd have to kill my loved ones first

And my story’s paved with lies, I might deserve your fate or worse

But I don't need your goddamn pity, I don't need jack shit from you

So when I speak, you bet your life, my words are true

 Let me level with you, will, as someone guilty of the game

I took the help, I took the home, I would've taken your last name

So if any girl on this land should get to make a call about this

It should be me and as I see it, you're a dick

 So, fuck your cities, fuck your bombs

Fuck your brothers, fuck your bombs again

You promised you'd be a leader, but you're just another “president”

'Cause leaders break the mould, all you ever broke were hearts 

I can't believe you tore humanity apart

With the very same ideals that could've been our brand new start

 And the worst part is, I loved you

I loved you, I loved you, it's true

And sometimes I feel like I still fucking do

I lived here, I loved here

I brought it, it's true

I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused

I feel so used, I feel so used

Take me to the moon

'Cause I feel so used

I feel so used

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bro

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anyone else know that feeling when you’ve been writing the essay for a while but you’re not sure what’s going on anymore so you go back and look at it and nothing makes sense but you don’t have the energy to proofread but now you’re stuck in a non-writing ditch so you just give up?

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*hysterical sobbing* I’m sorry but why the FUCK was squirrel girl not a main marvel character? That girl would’ve solved lots of shit reaaaal fucking quick

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