Logan being a stressed out 'mother' of 5 is the best.
Logan: Remus keeps eating worms and trying to kill Roman, Roman takes too many risks, Patton sometimes gets so hyperactive that he'll literally bounce off of the walls, Virgil won't drink water or eat food unless someone brings it to him, Janus keeps giving Patton poisonous flowers and trying to convince Roman that blue fire is cold. The only reason they haven't killed themselves or eachother is because I'm the one who has to look out for them. I'm the one who has to constantly keep them in check.
Logan: I'm not their mother. I'm just stuck taking care of a bunch of rowdy kids with no sense of self preservation. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go stop the twins from having yet another sword fight in the middle of our livingroom.
Logan: One, diamonds aren't rare. Two, I feel like a diamond because I am constantly under immense pressure and stress because YOU GUYS KEEP FLINGING YOURSELVES OFF TALL BUILDINGS!!
Roman, in a full body cast: I don't see how that has to do with diamonds Logan.
Virgil, drawing on Roman's cast: Yeah, completely irrelevant.
Chim: Our Buck? You’re into Evan Buckley?
Ravi: The drill sergeant from hell? The chainsaw maniac?
Chim: The power czar? The clipboard tyrant?
Hen: The firehose? The chainsaw wielding menace?
Eddie: Yup, all of those. Any thoughts?
Hen: And prayers, Eddie. Many, many prayers.
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