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Bucky: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Alexei, with a mouthful of takeout: Kill two.

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scooby doo ass gang

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The Doctor and The Master

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This isn't the first time I've used this pose... Anyway

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Dear fans of the movie “God’s Not Dead”,

You know the supposedly atheist professor who gets killed by God after “converting” to Christianity*?

That guy?

The one who was angry at God for letting his mom die of cancer when he was 12?

He was never an atheist.

You know how I know?

You don’t get angry at things you don’t believe are real.

ATHEISTS. DON’T. BELIEVE. ANY. GODS. EXIST.

I’ve always been an atheist, and never once in my life have I ever been “angry at God”. 

To me, that’d be just as silly as getting angry at a unicorn.

If you’re having a hard time grasping this concept, let me put it like this:

When was the last time you got mad at Zeus, or Aset?

* Horrible recruitment strategy, btw.

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Earlier this day, I was reading the plot for that “god is not dead” movie, cuz while I'd be willing to make a crack fic for it, I refuse to watch the actual thing, n tell me, why did the part where they mention that the unrealistic philosophy grandpa blames his mother's (I think it was the mom??? Idk) death on god, or somethin, I got a flashback from this fuckin scene ↓

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Dont know if anyone has said this yet but I think professor Radison and House md should kiss tbh

Professor Radison is the big bad of God's not dead 1 and he's lowkey evil and I love him tbh

I think him and House would get along (YAOI)

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God’s Not Dead

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God’s Not Dead

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Every "God's Not Dead" movie ever

humble Christian protagonist: [enters a big scary secular environment] mean scary atheist antagonist: "i am forcing everyone here to denounce God or they will be punished" protagonist: "erm no i'm a Christian" antagonist: "you fool. you fucking cretin. prove God is real or i will punish you." concerned friend/family/partner: "nooo don't argue with them it's not worth it!!" protagonist: "i MUST... God is calling me to!" [meanwhile we get a bunch of b-plots featuring people who are going through very difficult times and wondering if they should find Jesus but their family/peers disapprove] protagonist: "i have prayed and prepared and now i am giving this big epic speech that proves without a shadow of a doubt that God is real and my religious affiliation is the only correct one." antagonist: "NO." protagonist: "yes." antagonist: [crumbles into dust] b-plot characters: "thanks to you, protagonist, we're all Christians now!" [everyone claps] the newsboys: "LET'S ROCK" [they play "God's Not Dead" before the credits roll]

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Saw this meme and was immediately ✨inspired✨

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Happy Pride Month, Part 2!

Here is a second line up, with some characters you guys asked for!

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