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sometimes i feel like i am caught in a domestic dispute but everyone involved are just my freinds and i dont find out about it for a few days untill after it starts
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Bro come look at the stars with me I am not feeling like myself
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Reminder, August 13th YouTube blackout folks!
This will only work, if a LOT of people boycott using YouTube for a bit.
A fuckton of people use YouTube, so the amount of folks who stand up, for this policy being taken away, has to be SUBSTANTIAL, for them to notice! we can do this!
Reblog to boost!
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They always hated me for my impeccable work-life balance. The other grad students were practically chained to their lab or to their dorm to study while I was able to juggle having 3 boyfriends and 1 girlfriend that didn't know about each other while still keeping up with my course work
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i would love to know the context
little did i know. it was eraserhead babby
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would you like some cans of soup in these trying times?
Feel like I'm going to cough and look down and my lung is sitting on the floor like a sad wet dead magikarp :(
#i would offer to make some but i am currently caring for a few baby joltik#so i cant just come over lmao
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me and my evil boyfriends call that the polycruel
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Asking bc Ozzie sleeps at the foot of my bed but I'm worried that's a bad habit considering he'll evolve someday
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oh happy disability pride month , you should all give me ₽1000
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aha yeah. shes a big sweatheart who thinks everyone should drop what they are doing to give her love.
aye i dont blame you. she wouldnt intentionally hurt someone but well, shes the size of a houndoom but still thinks shes the size of a joltik
They never tell you when you get a sprigatito that if it fully evolves you have an extra guy with you. Basil has been mainly sharing a sleeping space with Rose lately but that only makes it more surprising when I wake up and there's a meowscarada almost my height headbutting me for pets
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well did you give the pets?
They never tell you when you get a sprigatito that if it fully evolves you have an extra guy with you. Basil has been mainly sharing a sleeping space with Rose lately but that only makes it more surprising when I wake up and there's a meowscarada almost my height headbutting me for pets
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yay!
Well there would only be 2.
Then 4. Then 8. Then 16. Then-
Exponential buggy growth.
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dont you want joltik ?
Joltik Swarm!!
o0w0o o0w0o
o0w0o o0w0o o0w0o
o0w0o o0w0o
No. No swarms. Nyet. Iie. Nein.
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send me 🕯️to hear my character's inner thoughts about your character.
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Would it kill people to stop acting like emotion-sensitive pokemon not liking someone is a red flag on that person's part? Some people are depressed or otherwise mentally ill. They literally cannot help it. Some people are just very emotional. What do you want them to do about it??
#this is why i try not to be around psychic mons#im gonna overwhelm them with my adhd swag#and the depression too yeah
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