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When even Rihanna can’t tolerate the Bullshit
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My parents got me this Trump doll as a gag gift over a decade ago when we were fans of the Apprentice.
Fun Super Tuesday activity: For every ten notes I’ll stick a pin in him until I’m out of pins. Don’t let me down America
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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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Via urbanoutfitters, photo by @ceciliaproskauer. ✨ #UOonYou
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Luxury, Fashion, & More | Double Breasted Suit
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When you start rubbing your eye and you hit the Gspot
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Happy PresiDICK’S 🍆 🍌🌽 DAY‼ Time ⏰⏰ to honor the DADDIES 👬👬 of our nation 🇺🇸🇺🇸 George SLUTsington 👯 👯 , Benjamin SPANKlin 👋 🍑, John HanCOCK 🍆 🌽 💦 💦 💦 These POUNDING 🔨 ⚒ fathers ERECTED ⬆ ⬆ their 😻 📃CUNTstitutional dongs 😍 🍌for LADY LIBERTY 🗽 👅 🙀 Raise that ASS 🍑 to 💦 💦 Abraham LinCUM 💦 💦 , 🌲 WOODrow Wilson 😏 🌲😉, Bill CLIT-on 👌👈, and the CUMmander in chief, 👦🍆👀BarCOCK Obama 👦🍆👀 Don’t forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE 👀😩 DICKlared war 🔫💣 on those CUMMIES 💦💂💂 Share in ♋️ SUCKonds or you won’t be pounding 🔨that presidential PUSSY 🙀🙀 Get 5️⃣ back and ur a White House HOE 🏠 Get 🔟 back and ur the SUCKretary of state 📔😙🇺🇸 Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan 😩😩💦💦💦💦💦 HAPPY JIZZIDENT’S DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑
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