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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking āthe medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally illā and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when youāre essentially bedridden
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My roommates got married last week and said today that theyāre planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.
Which I appreciate so much, theyāre both fantastic roommates and I really donāt want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. āHiii weāre the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, thatās my husband and thatās the ghoul who used to live in our basementā
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drawing people i see in the city (39/?) moments later:
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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.
"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."
"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"
"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."
"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"
"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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š¤ I'm a girl but with a little š extra something š
Can you guess what? š¤Ŗ
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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night
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In retrospect gonzos whole thing being an adrenaline seeker is actually kind of sad, like watching the original muppet movie when he flies off with the balloon and also sings that song later in the movie (both beautiful scenes btw) itās kind of implying that heās constantly trying to find something that will live up to the feeling of flying with those balloons.
Like when you think about some of the lyrics:
Close to my soul
And yet so far away
I'm going to go back there
Someday
Sunrises, night falls
Sometimes the sky calls
Is that a song there
And do I belong there
We'll both be, completely
At home in midair
We're flying not walking
On featherless wings
You can just visit
But I plan to stay
I'm going to go back there
Someday
I'm going to go back there
Someday
God what a beautiful song
#muppets#gonzo#sorry I wrote this late at night#god now I want to watch that movie again#the muppet movie
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K so, Iām Australian, and my only view of america is through tv and the internet, so thereās certain things that I figure out over time about America.
Through a bunch of TikTokās and other random videos Iāve gotten a glimpse at what American high schools look like, and when students film in class, to me they are always filming in a āscience roomā
No windows to the outside, can only see the school halls, pure white walls, all things youād find in a science room right?
But then I thought about it more, why are these students always filming in the science rooms? Are the science teachers just chill like that?
And then I realise, thatās what all modern American high school classes look like! No wonder so many of them hate school! Youād go insane if you canāt look outside!
You canāt experience the wonders of a rainy day while your studying with your headphones on, you canāt look to see what people are doing outside and wondering what their doing today, you canāt see the birds flying along with the clouds, you canāt see the clouds.
#obviously not all American high schools#but most modern ones#if you have an older high school I feel your luckier#but idk#ANOTHER THING#we always eat outside#thereās a cafeteria area yeah but itās outside#and I mean I. now people who hate this school that I go to but thatās cause itās kind of a shitty school#I mean anythingās better compared to the catholic private school I went to in year 7#idk what else to put here#America#high school
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On a dirk gently rewatch. Elijah Wood really does have big beautiful blue eyes. BIG. BLUE.
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I edited the yonderland elders like theyāre in the intro to an alternate universe television show.
maybe they are, idk.
I love them. nobody asked for this. but my blog my rules !!!!!! :DD
song: dumb dumb by mazie (basic choice ik but i needed to match the energy)
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Larry characters are all the genders.

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My list of silly little headcanons for my favourite idiot characterās
The captain:
- Alison found a portable dvd player for him and puts on Blackadder goes forth
- he says his favourite book is about the War but secretly itās the Narnia books
- he also loves the Narnia movies
- he wanted to become a teacher before he found his love for the army
- cried while watching War horse
- favourite Christmas song for him is can you stop the Calvary and last Christmas
- heās autistic
Gabriel from bill
- after the events of the film Gabriel became a famous performer with the Shakespeare company and even got to play the leading ladies
- still writes letters back home to Spain but only Juan replies back
- Gabriel also is a teacher to the young actors who are starting out with Shakespeare
- favourite Shakespeare play is a Midnight summers dream
Lady B:
- before her Christmas episode came out I headcanoned that she was the youngest of six. She had five brothers but they all died one by one till the only way Fanny could help her family was to marry well.
- her brothers names (plus how they died) were William/Willy (died of cholera), Fredrick/Freddy (died fighting in the army), Andrew/Andy (died due to bad health), George/Georgie (died in a car crash) and Edward/Eddy (died with George).
- secretly loves to watch Loose Women especially after when Mary left
- her, Cap, kitty and Humphrey listen to podcasts in the living room
- if she could change her life she would have become a professor at a university teaching advanced mathematics. She teaches Alison some maths skills to help her and to help teach baby cooper
Negatus:
- he dyes his hair (heās actually blonde but dyes it)
- his birthday is April 1st
- he collects artefacts from Earth mainly Records, vintage band shirts, guitars and gaming consoles like a DS
- got a new dog after s3, a husky called Scrathy too but people call him Scrathy Doo
- the scar on his head is a birthmark
- heās autistic too
- his mom is his favourite parent
Ho Tan:
- has an Art studio
- loves sewing in her studio and loves to fix the otherās clothing
- her, Vex and Flowers are great cooks
- makes thankival jumpers for everyone
- has a pet bird called Belle
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California girls we're unaccountable
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