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changed my pfp on tiktok and this shit made me laugh like hell, what’s good baby harrison covered in his mother’s blood

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happy pride month!! here’s 2 of my fav christian photos

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I picked up my bingewatch of Dexter again for a nice distraction, but I cannot get over this mans helpp
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“harrison: monster story daddy! :D
dexter: once upon a time, there was a little chino scaring everybody who lived in the hood”
HOW WAS TGAT A REAL SCENE RN
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reminder that Joe still cared about Brian and Dexter and even kept the ‘thank you for the good blood’ card that Dexter gave him despite the fact that he knew Dexter didn’t know who he was. along with the fact that Brian killed Joe/knew exactly where he was, he might have had some contact with him. but out of the many questions Dexter leaves unanswered about Joe the one that consistently haunts me is why didn’t Joe just take Brian and Dexter after the shipping accident? was he not noted down as Dexter’s or Brian’s birth father on their documents? i know that the answers of these questions won’t be answered though because more recent Dexter media doesn’t even give a fuck about Rita or Laura let alone Joe.
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reoccurring theme in Dexter: him having more romantic tension with the male antagonists in literally every season rather than the female love interest/his wife/girlfriend.
conclusion: Dexter is some kind of queer and Rita is a lesbian and it’s a beard relationship
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omg someone write something im ovulating and my imagination ain’t cutting it anymore 😭
can someone PLEASE write smut/other fics about debra morgan from dexter🙁🙏🙏 i luv all the new brian fics but debra is my pretty little princess too and i luv her someone plzzzz write about her PLZZ!!
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Harry really looked at this actual child and went;

“he’s a dangerous psychopath who needs to be taught how to not fuck up and i’m just the guy to do it” like he just got himself lacerated on a fence because of a dog just for a ball for debra even though she was the one who kicked it over? he’s not dangerous yet but you teaching him how to be will certainly get him to something close.
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