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*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

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My favorite kind of customer

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There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

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female dragon age companions with imperfect personalities that don't fall under the western idea of young white conventional attractiveness get behind me

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women fuck the fish. i am uninvolved

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Sora Choi by Nick Knight for V Magazine Summer 2025

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instead of da4 let’s crowd fund a game where you play as Varric and you’re lead to believe it’s a dating sim but it shifts into psychological horror revolving around his sexuality crisis at 50. all possible endings result in him going “phew good thing I’m straight though” including the ones where he has sex with Anders . Anders is also the only character you can have sex with btw. Varric can technically be invited to 4-5 threesomes but he’s only there to smoke a cigar in the corner

Is anybody else seeing this.

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what a lot of people don’t get when they’re making up varric nicknames is that he is NOT going to be creative or poetic just because he’s an author. you can’t go too hard or too symbolic and then expect me to believe it. he literally called isabela “rivaini”

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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im tired of people making fictional characters they dont like randomly homo/transphobic it's always way funnier when character who suck are inexplicably allies

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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

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calling out for my mom in a moment of extreme pain and terror, but taking an aside to explain to the audience that i mean i want the concept of a mother as caregiver and protector to defend and rescue me rather than my literal mom, whose presence would neither bring me comfort nor improve the situation

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literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan

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blorbo art should take zero effort and time to make. It should just manifest straight out of your mind whenever you want it to

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GO TO YOUR FAVORITE SEARCH ENGINE AND TYPE "PUPPIES" AND GO TO THE IMAGES TAB TRUST ME!!!