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platinum babey!

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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The names of the episodes getting less enthusiastic is so funny to me cause you can feel Caine giving up

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Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

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My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

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Sometimes as a European you play an American game and even though you speak fluent English and culturally there's not too much different you can Tell you're missing some kind of cultural context

I had no fucking clue what a mormon was when I played the New Vegas DLCs

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There's something funny about this official banner being a bunch of anime girls and this weird anxious middle aged man who has no idea why he's there.

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my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

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how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

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Outlast trials as animals!

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the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing