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thank you for seeing the gracethan vision !!!

as a jimclairethan enjoyer, gracethan is very delicious because history is repeating itself - a relatively young mentee who admires their mentor a lot and wouldn't mind getting some from the old man. except ethan will never be like jim. jim killed his team to frame his protegé for his own gain whereas ethan jumped off of a cliff on his motocycle because he promised her he would be on that train...

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met up with past crush i hate hate HATE feelings and love :3

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the urge to rewrite a finale because you're that upset about certain things...

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Ethan has no concept of embarrassment. he dressed up as a hippy Czech guy to fly to Shanghai to save his wife. he crashed a funeral to chase Walker. he jumps out of a window in front of a roomful of people. he will crash his car into ANY building. he will get in a bathroom stall with two other men and look gay. and then get his ass beat in said bathroom. he will even run into traffic to get arrested because his best friend just died. his insides are a gordian knot of anxiety and dread but social anxiety is not part of that equation

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Fellas, is it gay to hide your bad gunshot wound to your team leader because you're sure that if he knew he would drop his mission and let the whole world burn only to make sure you would survive?

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you couldn’t replicate Ethan’s arc if you tried. traumatised 25 year old minor who wants to fuck his mentordad’s wife -> asshole slut -> domesticated wifeguy -> manic divorcee -> romantic comedy leading man -> atlas but he gets his ass beat in a nightclub bathroom -> atlas again but he sleeps in abandoned buildings -> the most grief stricken human being that’s ever lived

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I do pirate films a lot but shoutout pluto TV for having pretty much every movie i've wanted to watch recently free with ads (which my adblocker allows me to skip) long live pluto TV

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being a short king now just means you are a transmasc headcannon. as it should be.

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sometimes i forget that MI is not just watched by a bunch of 16 – 26 year old who giggle and kick their feet whenever ethan and benji are in the same room or similar, but by a bunch of very straight and adult people who, in fact, do not do this. example: my dad.

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so remarkable how you can just go on google maps and tour a city. hey y'all visiting florence rn <3 and then my childhood home.

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THIS IS FRYING ME???? ETHAN HUNT CANONICALLY A THEATER KID LMAOOOOOO

i think a piece of Ethan Hunt Lore we are all sleeping on is that this man was a THEATER MAJOR. there’s a reason he could fool gabriel with that fake tooth!!!!

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two iced coffees down morning walk cleaned the kitchen wrote 500+ words finished a book talked on the phone for two hours my heart will surely fail.

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*gripping authors and fanfic writers everywhere* listen to me. you write smut with bush or you don't write smut at all

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people say propoganda doesn't exist like every rpf account ever hasn't changed my mind just a liiitttleeee

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im ovulating rn so really any of you could be my next victim

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writers share your stupid typos that you always repeat!! in tags!!

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Mission: Impossible movies are fun to watch because you know Tom Cruise is having the time of his life doing those stunts. Meanwhile, Ethan Hunt is having one of the worst weeks of his life and really needs a hospital.