Sam (she/her) 🏳️🌈💖 • Sir Lewis 🏎Book Slut. Occasionally I write [i was @lewizhamilton]
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#im having a shit week i dislike everything#im stressing soso hard over my second case study#two more years of this shit#dont do a phd kids its not worth it ugh#shut up sam
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Being hot isn’t enough, you need to be weird too.
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showering:
pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.
cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH
#I just wish my hair magically dried#everything else I can deal with#I just hate drying my hair#it doesn't air dry it would take half the day so I have to blow dry and use products and UGH
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TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language
via reddit.com
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First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!
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florence welch…oh my…god
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The moth to which Gandalf whispers was born shortly before filming that day, and died soon after the scene was finished. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001 — dir. Peter Jackson
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vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever
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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually
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#fuckin kerrygold is better than french butter and i will die on this hill#i feel like i have authority on this matter having lived both in ireland and in france lmfao
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Have I mentioned how much I love uquizzes
Quiz: what cursed compliment are you?
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