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Geralt of Rivia has a praise kink pass it on

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The longer it goes on the more I see why Henry Cavil wanted to jump ship. Like season one I was like oh….its not perfect but I actually am okay with/like the changes they made. Exploring yennefer’s backstory was nice. Season 2………why did you kill eskel of all people? Also the post mountain apology. Season 3 it’s so over fellas.

I find it incredibly funny that the showrunners threw Henry Cavil under the bus because he was ‘a misogynist gamer boy’ but like the idea that Geralt and Jaskier even discuss their zesty little relationship has them throwing malatov cocktails at the fan base. Like you’re already going off script let them men kiss.

Radovid?? Fucking RADOVID? WHY?

With S3 of The Witcher rapidly approaching, I find myself consumed with questions of….fucking RADOVID? WHY? Why him, of all people? I do not trust the Netflix Witcher writers one iota, but especially not when they go looking for a male love interest for Jaskier, they end up choosing Radovid. And have to radically age him up just to be a love interest Of all the characters, why choose Radovid? It’s like sand in my earball. It makes no fucking sense. They must have a reason, a motivation, for him over any other male character (unless they literally just yoinked his name out of a hat). So what made them, what is unique about Radovid that they want to add to the series and yeet into Jaskier’s bed? He’s the prince, then the King, of Redania, and Jaskier has connections to Redanian government with Dijkstra. He was briefly betrothed to Ciri as a child, but that was broken by his father (I believe this will be cut from the show, given he’s much older and a second son). He and his father (now brother) were manipulated by Phillipa, with it starting when he was child (still possible even with his aging up). And Radovid becomes a genocidal fascist who persecutes and slaughters elves, sorceresses, and other non-humans and magical folk, inspired by his hatred of Phillipa’s manipulation and influence (this is from the games, but is hinted at at the end of the books, though he’s still a child then). They could radically alter Radovid, sure, but A.) why call him Radovid at all, and B.) they still had to choose him from all their canon male characters to chose from, so what made them choose HIM above all others? There are plenty of nobles Jaskier could get with, if the goal was to have a noble with some power on their side. So Radovid isn’t singular in that regard. So, was their reasoning behind Radovid being Jaskier’s lover because he’s Redanian nobility and Jaskier works for the Redanian Intelligence Network? Is Jaskier being sent to honeypot Radovid, keep an eye on him and/or spy on him? Although Phillipa does seem to confront Jaskier at one point, it doesn’t immediately appear that way, they seem to be framing the romance as genuine, but they could be misleading us and it is a possibility. Which would be…christ like maybe a very competent team of writers could pull of this storyline, but not from the people who brought us Tree-Eskel and Yenn trying to sacrifice Ciri for her own gain and drunk hooker party at Kaer Morhen the super secret Witcher fortress lol let’s laught about how they’re too drunk to remember where they are…which is too drunk to consent…lol tits! Or is it that they want to connect Radovid to Jaskier because of what Radovid will become in the near future, to his brutal suppression of non-humans and magical humans, his bloody campaign against them? That is Radovid’s most prominent feature, what he is most known for, what makes him stand out from other potential candidates. Is this why? Is it supposed to be irony, since Jaskier is the Sandpiper, and rescues persecuted non-humans? Do they want Jaskier’s relationship to put Ciri and Geralt at risk, will his choice of bedmate endanger them, for added cheap drama? Will Radovid be seducing Jaskier under false pretenses, attempting to get close to Ciri or Geralt to hurt them, as hinted at in the leaked audition scene where Radovid mentions Ciri to Jaskier, tells him to bring her to Redania she’ll be safe here, while Jaskier lies and says he hasn’t seen her for years. Will Jaskier end up trusting him, bringing Ciri to him only for it to all go pear-shaped? Will the narrative blame Jaskier for what Radovid does to his friends, was it even necessary to drag him into it, as Radovid probably would have targeted them anyway? Or will Jaskier leave Radovid for his Gang of Non-Human and Magical Friends, thus spurning on Radovid’s genocide in the first place, cause Jaskier ‘betrayed’ him in his eyes? Which has got to be the most garbage option and I sure hope this isn’t it, this is below even what I think the Netflix Witcher writers are capable of. And there is always the possibility that there is no reason, they literally just picked a name and ran with it, who gives a shit what it means, they don’t have time to think things through and write and rewrite, not when there are slow-mo action shots to shoot and tits to shoehorn in and rapey fathers to give Father of the Year awards to. Things just happen in this show, with little rhyme or reason. The S3 trailers look even worse, a sad desperately flashy spectacle that fails to be spectacular. I don’t trust these writers to do anything good with this romance, I honestly don’t expect anything from this plotline other than to marvel at their ability to make bisexual rep feel a bit like a hate crime.

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I don’t care if yennefer is geralt’s one true love he marries Jaskier and movies into corvo bianco and they run a vineyard and live a happy old man yaoi life!

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The thing about catskier that is funny is that he isn’t even acting remotely cat like when Geralt is around. He’s sitting on his haunches crossing his little front legs turning his little cat face away and lifting his nose INDIGNANTLY whenever Geralt enters the room. Or like he takes his little forepaws and gently places them on Geralt face when Geralt is having a hard day, he leans in like he is gonna do a little headbutt and Geralt is so excited because the cat finally likes him but no at the last second catskier bites his nose.

Shapeshifter Jaskier, reeling from the mountain ordeal, decides to check up on Ciri in Cintra incognito. Opting for the form of a cat to evade detection, he unexpectedly becomes the beloved pet of the young Princess.

Being a cat wasn't all bad, despite missing his music dearly. At least Jaskier thought he couldn't shovel any more shit with paws. When Nilfgaard attacks Cintra, escaping as a cat proves far easier than as a human.

Days later, Jaskier finds Ciri alive and out of Cintra, planning to reveal the truth in his human form. But when Geralt arrives, Jaskier hesitates and remains in his feline guise.

As Geralt brings Ciri and her peculiar feline companion to Kaer Morhen, no one expects the cat to linger among witchers. Yet, contrary to expectations, the cat seems to relish the company of each witcher,

Except for Geralt.

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Why….why did I picture Katya saying this

the first and last time Geralt suggested he sleep on the floor when there was only one bed at the inn

you know once Geralt finally got in bed and was almost asleep Jaskier whispered “so are you overcome with lust now that you’re touching my nubile young body” and he almost got up and bedded down with Roach in the stable lol

[ID Jaskier leans dramatically back on the bed as Geralt stands awkwardly next to the bed. Jaskier is laughing as he says “oh no! A scoundrel alone in a room with me? My precious virtue will be in danger sharing a bed with such a handsome rogue. Please good sir I am an innocent bard who has never known the touch of a man” End ID]

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Roach said be gay later I’m hungry

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And as all seventy of them rubbed their foreheads they all wondered how none of them saw the bar.

Them: imagine all of your favourite fictional characters coming together in a meet up

Me:........soo.......

...four ancient spartans including a polemarkhos a king a misthios and a general, a pirate captain, two dwarfs, an elf, the King of gondor, a former assasin te*rorist, three superheroes, five witchers, two vampires, two jedi knights, a jedi master and his clone commander, a clone captain, a Senator, a mandalorian and his adoptive alien son, a firebending war general, and the devil walked into a bar....

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Trans Geralt is just so 😫

You could take this literally or the Witcher mutations as an allegory for transness. Personally I like a little of both. In my head canon Geralt was born intersex and the mutations made him more masculine but he still has a vagina and he struggles with dysphoria on top of all the other Witcher trauma. So yummy so tasty for my soul, having Geralt slowly collect his found family and along with the support from his brothers.

If it wasn’t clear I worship at the alter of Gerskier. Also I feel like I don’t see it very often but trans yennifer?

Now come on now she is the moment. Her being able to relate to Geralt’s internal struggle? Just so juicy. Like I’m sorry to the anti woke Witcher 4 brigade but like this story is just so much more compelling. Not just because it is a queer narrative but like it just adds more weight to the characters backstories and gives them more opportunities to explore the social dynamics of the world.

It is a magical fantasy world with dragons and werewolves and witches that eat children queer people can and should exist in the narrative even if they aren’t part of the main cast.

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I think that aging is the most cruel kindness there is. Lots of authors have explored the idea of constancy vs. the endless march of time. The elves from lotr being a great example. Time is the only thing we will never have enough of. That’s the curse of mortality, but it is also what gives our lives meaning. What we choose to do with that limited time will always matter more than how much of it we have.

Sometimes I imagine what it would be like to live for centuries, to watch the world change so drastically over the course of a single life. To have long since parted from the people you love. But then I imagine how sweet the release of death would be. The hope against hope that instead of oblivion we will awaken in the arms of the people we love.

I think living beyond the lengths of a human life is the saddest thing a person can do. You finally have all the time in the world, but now you have no one to share it with. Eternity is as lonely as death is terrifying.

I hope out of the people I love I am the first to die. So that I will not know the agony of missing them. So that I will not have to wait to return to their embrace. Life is fleeting. Death is eternal. So beyond the veil we will finally have time to waste.

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Imagine being a regular ass peasant in a fantasy world. Like imagine just being some guy in the Witcher universe. You just till your crops and mind your business not knowing that you are living in a world not your own because of the conjunction of spheres and also a giant ass bird creature or like the ghost of some bitch named Janice might manifest in your field at some random hour of the day and fucking kill you. Like you know there are monsters and magic people but like you are just Samuel the local wheat farmer and then this scary white haired man who is built like a brick shit house rides into your village demands to play cards with you then kills the creatures plaguing your village, harvest all your herbs and buys all your alcohol and just like leaves. Couldn’t be me.

Or like you live in Eorzea. Your just a humble tavern wench and then one night a giant dragon the size of your city starts shooting fireballs everywhere and you black out and that starts a chain of events leading to some guy you gave a drink to once going to space and killing the living embodiment of the big sad. And that hero brings two children, a man who only speaks in riddles, a blind woman, his number one fan, some guy with a pointy stick and another man who’s gun is also a sword. The spaceship is piloted by rabbits.

Or you are a regular ass human on Azeroth and you share a house with a sentient zombie and his hot elf boyfriend because the taxes in the eastern kingdoms have been sky high since the Banshee queen ripped a hole in the sky to another fucking dimension, you just wanna like grow carrots but sometimes the carrots become sentient demon creatures from hell that try to rip your face off resulting in you needing said hot elf and zombie to help you with menial tasks like growing food because sometimes the food tries to eat you and then you join their relationship and live in a happy homoerotic polycule.

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Shiva knew Hraesvelgr was shlanging that schmeat in a spiritual and genderless flying space reptile way.

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When I’m I’m embraced by Miquella the kind

fun fact idk how to do lighting at all

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Clive is my favorite bimbo

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I need a recap on the muppet joker lore post emo coven led by a fool trying to steal JK Rowling’s black mold brain rot grift.

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This is art

We know your future. Mupping degenerate DASHCON BALL PIT pisser.

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The fact Clive AND Joshua die is proof there is in fact no god.

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