Oliver/Green. He/They/She 21yr old clown :•}. my push notifications are off. I will share campaigns. i will spam reblog. some things will be tagged 18+ I like too many things to list them. I constantly change my pfp. https://en.pronouns.page/@at.the.oliive
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today's mini fellas are uhh ppl who fell off the ladder!🪜
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Drew this when I realized that Joel has been on a only 2 person team with these 3. (yes grian and joel dont team the entire game but they still team a WHOLE lot so yeah)
Have never drawn evo grian or link, but I have drawn ben drowned before sooo..
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I've made it 🤠
This is my graduation work, a series of sculptures "Circus Bestiary" 🎪🤡
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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
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I love making up fake arguments with fake people in my head it's so fun
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I'm never shutting up abt this song btw.
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the fat of the land voted “funniest album art” 24th year in a row
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How I’d introduce a Deaf tech character in an action/sci-fi film.
Our heroes stop outside the big swoosh workshop door.
The introductory hero hands our pov protagonist a pair of earplugs.
“Why would I need those?”
“Trust me.”
Door opens, light and an INCREDIBLY LOUD recording of Beethoven’s Grosse Fuge Overture sweeps over our heroes. (Open to suggestions)
They step inside, the pov newbie clutching their ears.
Panning shot of workshop and inventions.
Our first intro to our Deaf techie is their sock-clad feet tapping in time.
Medium shot from the back of our Deafie dancing wildly.
Intro hero walks over and pulls the plug.
Silence.
Deaf techie turns around and sees visitors.
POV hero: “you know, you’ll go deaf if you’re not careful.”
Deaf techie [in sign]: too late. What you want?”
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Trans tags are like
Uncensored porn bot followed by a t4t couple hugging and it's tagged mature
I hate this website
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this is not my screenshot
discord has been pushing its new uk online safety act changes early for some users. this screenshot belongs to a 32 year old who used discords built in face scanner to verify their age. the scanner said they were 11 years old, and instantly suspended the account, with no option to try again or appeal, and the suspension will automatically end in 2027, when they’re “old enough” to use discord.
DO NOT SCAN YOUR FACE TO VERIFY YOUR AGE
if you really want to verify your age, use a different option available. don’t trust the face scan.
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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄
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