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i finished licht’s route today i would literally die for him <3 i’m his alpha and i must protect him!!!!

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My loves

what a good month for me to get this pretty card of my oshi🙂‍↕

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MAN THAT EXPRESSION IS KILLING ME

I'm lost for words—I don't know how to describe my feelings after seeing his sweet soft smile (AND THE BLUSH) 🥹💗

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Things that make me feel like a peasant while playing ikemen series

As a player who pre-registered

1. Choosing normal stories instead of premium.

2. A very poor avatar.

3. No luck with gacha cards.

4. Interesting ranking.

5. Living with the only 5 stars card that you get for free when you first start the game.

6. Always running out of diamonds.

7. Waiting for someone to upload epilogues and side stories.

8. Still not understanding how ikesen works?

9. Playing the free preview of voiced stories.

10. Watching ads to restore AP.

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literally them

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I MISS HER

Alice - アリス

【Ikémen Revolution】

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Emma’s onto her third restraining order (won’t be the last)

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Otome Commandments

A list of tropes/unofficial commandments in otome games. There’s more than 10 listed because these days most games have more than 10 suitors choices.

Shoutout to @writingwhimsey for the impromptu collaboration!

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Otome Commandment 1: Thou shalt have at least one emotionally constipated suitor. This suitor speaks in commands, growls, and eye rolls. He is hot AF.

Otome Commandment 2: MC shall have at least one miscommunication with their suitor that could have been resolved if they had actually spoken their mind.

Otome Commandment 3: Thou shalt have at least one suitor who looks pretty in pink. Prettier than you.

Otome Commandment 4: Thou shalt have a suitor who IS sex on a stick whose every word is innuendo.

Otome Commandment 5: Thou shalt have one eye patch dude. 50% fewer visible eyeballs, 200% increased sexiness.

Otome Commandment 6: There shall be one suitor who is the default tired elder looking after everyone else. He shall know how to use whips accordingly. Yes Daddy.

Otome Commandment 7: No sexual experience? No problem! Thou shalt still have a hot steamy night and not get pregnant. MC is covered by protagonist protection.

Otome Commandment 8: There shall be several gentlemanly choices among suitors. Whether they are gentle is up to interpretation.

Otome Commandment 9: There shall be at least one route where MC gets kidnapped and must be rescued. Unless we are talking about Ikemen vampire. Then MC shall be kidnapped at least once per route.

Otome Commandment 10: Thou shalt have suitors whom exhibit violence to protect MC. The readers will swoon. MC will freak out and question their life choices.

Otome Commandment 11: Readers shall rise up in annoyance at MC when they get scared of the suitor. The suitor’s crime? Doing exactly what he said he was going to do.

Otome Commandment 12: Yandere(s)? Yes please. Note: this commandment may not be applicable in real life.

Otome Commandment 13: The cold, stoic consort is secretly the biggest romantic. Hey, we don’t make up the rules here. We just write them down.

Otome Commandment 14: Swords and an inordinate number of belts immediately make consorts more attractive. Bonus points if there’s blood on them.

Otome Commandment 15: There shall be one consort whom readers will agree is the in real life standard. The walking green flag. The man to bring home to your parents. The man who is the embodiment of protectiveness, teasing sweetness, and an overall great guy.

He shall not be the most popular consort.

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Emma: There's no way they like me back.

Cyran: Clavis would throw themself in front of a moving carriage for you.

Emma, heavy side eye: Clavis would throw themself in front of a moving carriage for fun.

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*SCREAMING*

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD LICHT THAT POSITION THAT KISS THAT HANDS THAT GAZEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING INSANE

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To everyone who hated Matias because “he’s ugly” and said I was weird for liking him HE IS FINE and I have proof

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Made some ikemen villian memes today

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@asklichtklein licht will you listen to malcomb todd with me as we ride horses and don’t say a word to each other

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Another batch of terribly low quality memes for yall cause i was bored again lol bon appétit children

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I just want to clarify I did NOT mean that only extroverts are right for him, a bunch of introvert x introvert ships are so cute. This post was mostly to describe myself frankly because he’s my man 🙂‍↕️ it wasn’t meant to be condescending in any way

Stop saying Licht Klein is your man he actually belongs to a severely extroverted girl who thinks she can save him

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Stop saying Licht Klein is your man he actually belongs to a severely extroverted girl who thinks she can save him

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Dont think Kate would love drinking beer but the vibe is good by the way🧑🏻‍💻