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Deodorant companies should stop advertising “last 48 hrs”. Some people do believe that and then they get on a crowded bus.

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@aredneckfuckerfromjacksonville

I could never become a ninja, my bones pop too often and would reveal my location.

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shoutout to this week for ending

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this man is so kind

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Every time you get dressed remember that if you die, that’s going to be your ghost outfit forever

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Me every morning: I am the tiredest princess in all the land

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Mark the ork, my first attempt at painting.

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

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As a Brit, I panic every year when I see Happy Mothers Day posts in May

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Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

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You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

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Do tell, please.

Source: Awwww Pets

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“omg girls my crush is coming”

“what should we do”

“just act normal”

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dad: are you learning french

me:

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its so funny when men hug each other and start slamming their palms against each other’s backs to keep it from bein a romantic embrace like they gotta give each other fucking scoliosis to prevent gayness