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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals

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I HAVE SUCH A HUGE CRUSH ON THIS BOY MY GOD

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hate when someone is just plain fucking rude and they think they're being so cool and mysterious and edgy like stfu

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does it bother you when you find out someone's blocked you and you don't know why?

yes, it bothers me a lot

yes, it bothers me a little

it sometimes bothers me, it depends on the circumstances

no, it doesn't bother me at all

nuance/other

i have never had this happen and don't know if it would bother me

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i still need the tbosas 4 hr cut

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if you have like 20 variations of 1 fandom, count that as 1

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Just engaged ♡

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baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

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collection

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brownie recipe :D

fuck it, here's my brownie recipe its so good trust me it's gonna be the best brownies you'll ever have (its so good im close to crying and im not even kidding)

ingredients:

butter [100g]

cocoa powder [3/4 cup]

instant coffee [1 tsp]

dark chocolate [150g-> 100g + 50g]

eggs [3]

vanilla extract [1tsp]

brown sugar [1 3/4 cup]

salt [a pinch]

flour [3/4 cup]

walnuts[optional]

recipe:

preheat the oven at 180c/360f for 10 mins

the chocolate mixture-

first, put the butter in a pan and heat it until it browns [yeah that just means the butter turns brown and it bubbles, make sure it doesn't burn too much even if it does a little it will turn out fine tho lol]

now while the butter is browning, dice up more than half of your chocolate bar into small pieces and set that aside in a bowl.

now, when your butter has browned transfer it in the same bowl as the diced up chocolate [also one more step to recognize if your butter has browned is its smell...] this will melt the chocolate into the butter

now add the cocoa powder and coffee powder and mix it well until it turns into a smooth paste.

the main bowl-

in a separate, larger bowl, add 3 eggs.

add the brown sugar in and whisk it until you barely feel any sugar granules in between ur finger [you can blend the sugar into a fine powder beforehand if you want, to make it easier]

add the chocolate mixture in this bowl and mix it until the batter turns brown.

add the vanilla extract and the salt in the batter.

now add the chocolate bar that is remaining, dice that up before tho and encorporate it into your batter. you can add some diced up walnut in the mix too.

now transfer the batter into a baking tray lined with parchment paper and top them with more diced walnuts if you want.

put it in the preheated oven at the same temp for 30 mins!

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People are always trying so hard to cancel women. like WHY are people so pressed about her new album cover lets be so fucking fr. people want to cancel her so bad it’s unreal 😭😭 like me personally, i love when women are unapologetic to show what they like, they’re horny, etc. it’s not setting women back at all lmfao. i hate how people think that women need to be pure and innocent and formal to not be setting women back. it screams of stereotype..

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the only thing setting women back years is people's absurd commentary on the album cover

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Sorry, babe, can’t sub for the next few years. Yeah, im not happy about it either… yeah, well.. no, apparently it’s very tone-deaf right now to have this kind of kink… yeah, we have to think about the political climate.

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I MISS THEM

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realization

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Mewwy chrimaaa

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