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"i'm so delulu" no, you are so ableist. psychotic people can hear you. you're not cute and you're not dealing with a delusion just because you're fixated on something. if you say you hate ableism then do this, you sure the hell do not. psychotic people are not your personal punching bag. stop it.

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Maxwell Gotch is such pure distilled Murph character energy, I’m obsessed with him. Guy who is generally unpleasant in social situations and constantly puts his foot in his mouth because he is hounding for plot information, guy convinced he’s the sanest person in the room, guy who’s whimsy reserves are severely lacking, guy who is constantly, deservedly, bullied by all the other pcs, guy who lusts for blood in a distinctly wrestling manner, and guy who’s, quite frankly, a little gay with it. He’s like a cross between the three main Murph character archetypes of grizzled plothound with a distaste for shenanigans, big buff dude who’s two steps away from being a professional wrestler, and shithead asshole in their 20s

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i love monogamy

i love knowing she's completely mine and i'm all hers

that i don't have to share her

that i'm the one she thinks about when she scrolls and comes across pictures or videos of cats cuddling

that she's the one i dream about and hope to have a domestic life with

that i'm the only one she'll ever touch

and that her touch and affection is all i need and want

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The spouse has been sent off to war. I do not know how I shall recover.

(my partner has an hour and a half left of work, and I’m oh so eeepy because of time zones)

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Requested by cupich

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gah I’d do anything to get forehead kisses from my partner right now

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Am I checking myself out or body-checking? The world may never know.

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Whenever I see “kiss-proof” lipstick, I do a little prayer to myself that my partner does not find this. I understand that it’s a little selfish because lipstick is so inconvenient when it smudges so easily; simultaneously, Partner Lipstick Kisses™ all over face and neck is very very awesome

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Scratching at the walls of my enclosure because I want to flirt with my partner so badly, but we’re long distance at the moment, so I can only call them pretty from a distance

I’m so cool and casual; you don’t understand

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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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dating someone who’s more feminine but stronger than you is awesome because ooh partner in pretty skirt spin, I can dye their pretty hair, tuck the little strands behind their ear to make them flustered and the classic of doing their makeup really close to their face, and also, they can truly just throw me around and pin me to a wall whenever they feel like they want to switch and get their lipstick all over my face. Shits great

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I’m so cool and casual (waiting for my partner to text me good night so I can snuggle with our children [stuffed animals she bought me] in peace).

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#PBS teaches kindness and inclusion, which are threats to abusive paternalism.

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“hehe this one’s you and that one’s me” -> i love you to a point of recognition

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Having external reasons for why, or partially why, a label might resonate with you doesn't make it any less true that it resonates.

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