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Don't see what's so bad about this 🙄😔

-johnny

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Mission: apply sunscreen on the sergeant’s back (￣^￣)ゞ

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sit on my face?

Aye, if ye sit on mine after tha';)

-johnny

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omg for free?? i’m using my key to get into the apartment

Where did ye get a key, lassie? 🤨 Only one with a spare key is @theorist-fox

-johnny

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Well, sometimes she's got a part Brit in her. G

theo!! are you british (???)

Hello my love!

No, I am Italian, but I'll take this as a compliment

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can i wrap a bow around it

Negative. I got sensitive foreskin. I'll take your mouth, though. G

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hey hey, got a lil something for y'all—inspired by my own little upper respiratory hell I'm in rn.

didja hear about the guy who went to court against an FBI agent with hay fever?

yeah—apparently, he Sudafed (sued-a-fed)

heheh.

Mhm. I'm almost offended you made me read this. Thanks anyway. On another note:

What do you call a soldier who never made it past boot camp?

A Police Officer.

Heh. G

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glad this account is still going strong xx

You have a strange definition of strong, but I'll take it. Thank. G

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Hi Ghost and Johnny!

Haven't been on this app much recently, I hope you're both doing well!!

~✨

Aye! We just got home from a job, so we're ready for sum' R&R:) Gonna try to be a wee bit more active here!

-johnny

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Alright, I have a bunch of questions and since you said you don't really have boundaries, I'll be brave!

Your favourite way to show PDA toward the other?

Your favourite way to do 1. but sneaky and subtly? (e.g. shoulder pats after successful missions, remembering the usual coffee order of the other, etc)

I have seen you repost fics about yourselves, some NSFW. Any pairing you enjoy (e.g Dom/Simon×Sub/Johnny, other way around, AOB pairings, etc.)

Refering to 3.: any pairing you would love to read more about? (In any univers or any pairing)

Do you prefer short stories about yourselves or longer story lines?

Is there a pairing outside of you two you occasionally enjoy reading? (E.g. Simon×Price, Johnny×Reader, etc.)

Last one: Ever had to publically "claim" the other because some overly confident person didn't get the hint that your partner was taken?

Are ya daft? I don't have time to read all that. You may choose one and either Johnny or I will answer, pet. G

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can i wrap a bow around your bicep and see if you can flex enough to break it

Pff, 'course I can;)

-johnny

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Obsessed with Soap’s stupid fucking nape and the fuzzy hair there. He probably gets yanked around by it all the time. It’s probably Ghost’s favourite place to slap. Probably the yummiest place to b..bite. He should cover it up, the whore. Wear exclusively turtlenecks from now on, otherwise i won’t be liable for mauling him

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I do enjoy a good chicken wing. G

*taps mic* the category i-oh wait, not that.

Soooo, i was eating chicken wings in a restaurant and i got a silly idea, hope you like it.

Ghost enjoyed this place. Good cheap food, not too busy, low music, plenty of tvs with various sport matches and most important, people minding their own business. A good place to just chill and take a break.

And now he has found another reason to stay when he spots you, cute thing, just eating your chicken wings polished, leaving only clean bones on the plate, without a care in the world. It was the hottest thing he has ever seen.

Hell, he might even run to you and propose.

Well, thank @theorist-fox for enabling me and thanks chicken wings my beloved for the inspiration.

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Service Dog Johnny (18+) - Ghost/Fem Reader/Soap

Part 1 - Simon convinces you to fuck Johnny

Part 2 - Your first time with Johnny

Part 3 - Simon gets you ready to fuck Johnny

Part 4 - Johnny fucks you in Simon’s bed

Part 5 - You rescue Johnny

Part 6 - Meet Cute

Part 7 - Sack of Flour

Part 8 - Johnny for dinner

Part 9 - Ghost in the bedroom

Part 10 - Soap bends you over

Part 11 - You spit in Soap's mouth

Part 12 - Ghost cleans you up

Part 13 - Fuck off, Johnny

Part 14 - Ghost holds you under

Part 15 - Ghost lets you help

Part 16 - Johnny runs away

Part 17 - You kill Ghost

Part 18 - Ghost is not a good man

Part 19 - You say goodbye to Soap

Part 20 - Soap warms you up

Part 21

Part 22

Final Part

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Service Dog Johnny Headcanons and Bonus Scenes

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Chronological scenes

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SDJ deep dive by @madstronaut

Concept for this series by Rowarn

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bonks my head against your shoulder like a cat

Can ye purr for me, too?:)

-johnny

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fuck marry kill gaz price graves

Kill Graves, the bloody prick. Fuck Johnny, marry him, then fuck Johnny again. G

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I keep thinking about Simon and how impassive he is.

Bit of a brute. 

Socially inept (because he doesn't want to be social, not because he can't be). 

Dispassionate. Bored. Like he'd rather be anywhere else.

Bastard at times. Measuredly. Likes to keep people on their toes about that.

But God, does Simon kiss like you might die tomorrow.

He grabs your jaw, cocks your head back and dips in. 

Opens your lips with the tip of his tongue and he's not gentle with it.

That's where he pours all his passion into: open-mouthed kisses that make your knees buckle every time. The flat of his tongue on yours, his gaze hooded at first, watching intently to see how he can make you come undone. Only to shut the world out later, drawing in a deep breath as his lids finally fall closed.

His hands match the fervour of his mouth; they pull you in, curve in the hollow of your spine, clutching at your clothes. His fingers in your hair, tilting your neck sideways or however he pleases, just so he can deepen a kiss that's already breathtaking.

Sometimes, he pushes your back to the wall, wrists snatched and trapped above your head using only one of his big paws, while the other one busies itself with your breasts or your tummy. Palm chock full of you—rolls, flesh, cotton (if it's still in the way and he hasn't ripped it off of you yet).

You're fully aware that you could breathe through it all, no biggie, but somehow you can't. He nullifies whatever survival instinct you have the moment he takes hold of you and crashes his lips to yours.

And by the time he's done, your knees are weak and your panties are wet.

To him, this is not inherently sexual. It's just the way he does it—and as you bloody well know, Simon never half-asses a single thing.

Not even kissing you goodbye as he leaves for work in the morning.