’why would you bust open my window...’
‘you locked the door and we ran outta milk.’
I wonder what he said...🤫💕
Soap: Who hurt you?
Ghost: You want a list?
Soap, checking to see if his gun was loaded: Yes, actually-
Alejandro: [stabbing the air between Ghost and Soap]
Soap: What are you doing?
Alejandro: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two. Shit, it isn’t working.
141 + los vaqueros with reader who is VERYY flexible ifykyk
So many of my requests are like a month old sorry guys if I haven't gotten to yours it'll be there soon.
Headcanons , Gender neutral reader , slight nsfw mentioned , Minors DNI.
Cpt. John Price
When he found out how flexible you really were, he wasn't as surprised as you'd think he'd be.
If he'd help you stretch before sparring, he looks at how your muscles stretch along with your body.
Insists on giving you massages for your his sake.
If you're bottoming during sex, he'd pull you like a puppet just to see how far you can go before breaking.
Simon " Ghost " Riley
He was never super flexible himself.
He had muscle mass, so he never required to be sneaky or climb around like a spider. [yo spiderman Ghost AU??]
But I feel like he'd try out yoga atleast twice in his life, so if you already do it, invite him along.
When you ride him, he's fascinated at the way you can move your body to express how good you actually feel.
John " Soap " MacTavish
Little fuckin demon.
Constantly makes teasing comments on how you can move your body in several ' positions ' and ' maneuvers '
Sometimes he'll just sit there for awhile after working out and watch you practice takedowns using your flexibility as an advantage.
Gets so turned on when it doesn't hurt you when he twists you around like a wild animal, so he'll just have to break you some other way.
Kyle " Gaz " Garrick
My lil pretty boy
He's super curious, so he'll ask whatever questions that come to his mind about you.
" Does it ever hurt? " " Do you have any disadvantages cause of your stretchiness? "
Puts your legs so far up during missionary while he bites on your shoulder and gives you silent praises.
Feels along your muscles after you workout to ' feel for any strains. '
Pure bullshit btw. He just wants to feel up on you but he does want to check if you're okay.
Loves doggystyle, so he likes seeing how much your back can arch when he shoves your face into the pillow to muffle your moans.
Rodolfo " Rudy " Parra
He barely notices your freakish flexibility.
Only realized once when you were sparring with him and you managed to pin down his biceps with your knees while bending back to keep his thighs still.
He didn't being pinned down like that turned him on.
Loves the Lotus position, so your skills are a mutual gain. Helps him make sure you're not hurting whenever he fucks up into you roughly or grabs onto you tightly.
Cod Men with Drunk!Reader
Requested: Yes [Can I request cod men with fem reader who is drunk with friends and when he goes to pick her up, she’s like refusing and saying she has a bf and starts blabbering about how much she loves him and she doesn’t even recognise him 😭]
Warnings: Reader is actually mostly GN cause I couldn’t find any way to casually mention them being fem, there is one Königin (german word for Queen) mention though, Drunk people behavior, Violence, Cops get called, Reader gets lots of kisses but nothing more than that
Ghost is more than a little amused when you squirm in his hold as he picks you up, vehemently fighting him with your limbs what were weak from your drunk state, blabbering on and on about how you already have a boyfriend that you love with all your heart. It warms the empty black pit where his heart once resides, making the cracked edges of his soul pulse with life. Even like this, you still wanted him? Still didn’t want anyone but him? It didn’t even matter that you were so inebriated that you didn’t recognize him, he couldn’t stop himself from leaning in and pressing a soft kiss to your lips. Your wide eyed expression, your mouth hanging open, made him chuckle.
And he promptly had to dodge your open hand trying to slap at him as you cried about how your boyfriend was gonna beat him up for that.
Soap can’t help but laugh at you as he slings you over his shoulder, adoring the squeak that you let out when he does so, his hand smacking your ass rather harshly, telling you that he’ll just have to fight your boyfriend then. He asks if your boyfriend is stronger than him, more handsome, braver, as he drags you to the car, forcefully buckling you into the backseat, his grin only widening when you say that he is. He’s certain he’s never been more in love than in this moment, nuzzling his nose to yours affectionately before putting on the child locks to the back doors and taking you home. (He was a little less amused when he got pulled over by the police on the way home because you somehow found a pen and some paper in the backseat and used it to ask a nearby driver to call the cops)
König finds it quite endearing but it’s also a bit nerve wracking, worried that people around you will get the wrong intention as he tries to quietly escort you to the car as you insist that you have a boyfriend that you already love, trying to sneak past him back into the bar. The words warm his heart but people are starting to look at him suspiciously so he shushes you softly.
“Königin, please. You’re making a scene.” He tells you softly, his big hands cupping your face as you stare at him with confusion before loudly demanding to know why he knows the nickname he always calls you. König sighs, knowing this was going to be a long trip home.
Alejandro just laughs, pulling you into his lap right there at the bar, pressing kisses all over your face as he remarks on how lucky your boyfriend is to have such a beautiful and loyal partner. Your flustered and defiant look only amuses him more and he presses extra kisses to your cheeks before nibbling at your ears, standing up with you in his arms. “You’re really adorable, Amor!” He tells you, carrying your writhing body all the way to the car, buckling you in securely, kissing your lips softly before getting secured himself. Thankfully you fell asleep on the way home so he didn’t have to drag you kicking and screaming into the house.
Krueger is a mix between exhausted and amused as you try to fight him at the bar, crying about how you can’t go home with him because you have a boyfriend already and you love him. It’s cute but people are starting to look distressed and he even thinks he sees some people on the phone starting to call the police, his gruff and blank face does the situation no favors. No amount of reassurances seem to quell you so eventually he just tosses you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and marches to the door. One guy actually tries to block the door, thinking you were in danger, and Krueger tries to get around him but the man is insistent and the both of them are getting more agitated as time passes so he eventually just clocks the man in the face, knocking him out cold before dragging you home.
“That so?” Keegan hums when you try to push him away while claiming that you already have a boyfriend, a smirk on his face as he leans into your face, snickering at how your nose scrunches up so cutely. “I think I could take him in a fight.” He says, only growing more giddy with how you vehemently deny it, telling him how your boyfriend could kick his ass sooooo easily. He’s delighted by your loyalty even while in such a state and he chuckles, nipping your nose and pulling you into his arms, nuzzling the top of your head as you bang your fists against his chest and shoulders. “C’mon, Doll. It’s time to go home. And in the morning we can talk more about this boyfriend of yours.”
*Mermays your 09 SoapGhost*
also I know 09 ghost doesn’t wear a hard mask or anything just thought a leopard seal skull would be neat.
in lore reason why he has a face mask underneath is becuz he stole it from a fisherman to better hide his face. not lore is because reason I didn’t want to draw his face
( next posts will be request stuff :D )
based on this:
Simon deserves to be held, please and thank you 💀🧼
civilian au ? where soap and gaz have only learned a second language for the purpose of shit talking in public spaces where the language isn’t at all common—but also for talking about hot people without needing code words and subtle glances
this backfires, though, when soap spots a stranger in public he thinks is attractive and states so too loudly to gaz, assuming no one would understand—least of all the hot, incredibly well-built blond soap is shamelessly talking about
but ghost overhears. and understands. because he, too, has learned whichever language for similar purposes (and work—but that’s hardly important), so now he is very well aware of what soap thinks of him
soap is absolutely mortified when the blond tells him he isn’t so bad himself in the same language, while gaz is laughing hard enough to make his stomach hurt, especially when soap finally snaps out of his stupor to chase after ghost and apologize (and maybe also possibly get his phone number)
all of your art no matter the subject matter just has such a domestic tone to it that i love so much… the colors and dialogues and expressions. even the raunchier stuff makes me sit and think about like… ghost trusting soap to help him shave (scary straight razor near his throat), or tiredly leaning on each other in the shower after long missions when no ones around… soap making sure ghost eats, et cetera et cetera ❤️❤️❤️
This... is such a sweet note ❤️❤️❤️ privileged to share it with the loved ones... and thank you again, @rnetallica I'll try to keep it going!!! 😭
Ghost lost and mourned his family. He was certain he will never have something like that again.
Until the first Christmas he agreed to spend together with 141 and not hide in his baracks for the whole holiday season. Soap convinced him, who else could?
Ghost was scared of the Christmas Eve dinner. He was sure it will be awkward and the whole team will be walking around him on egg shells - rightfully so. He was awfully sensitive during this time.
But he was wrong- the dinner felt... homey? Even though they were all stuck on base. Laswell and her wife showed up and helped Gaz making various dishes in their small base kitchen.
The trio shouted at anyone who dared to enter the busy kitchen and bother them. The rest of them could only salivate at the amazing smells coming out of the room.
Soap made them all wear silly sweaters so he could take a picture of all of them and send to his mother. Mama MacTavish wasn't too happy about Soap's absence in Scotland so he tried to ease her nerves.
When they finally sat at the two flimsy tables put next to each other Ghost was afraid of the silence that will come, the awkwardness. But it never came.
Price raised a toast for all of them, happy that they get to be together another year. Simon noticed that Price was smiling right at him, like he was happy to see him at the table.
When Gaz served them their first meal- which smelled delicious, Soap immediately snatched the mashrom filled dumplings right out of his beetroot soup.
Soap remembered that Ghost did not appreciate the slimy texture of the mashroms but the soup was great.
No one expected him to talk so he was happy to listen to the chaotic banter and several conversations going over the table engaging only when he felt like it.
Gaz shared his fish recipe with him later getting carried away and telling Ghost about his grandma's delicious pastries. Ghost loved every minute of the conversation.
And when a familiar Christmas song played on the radio- the exact same song that played at his brothers house that awful day he lost his family- he spaced out a bit.
But his family was right there with him.
Soap putting his hand on his thing the minute he noticed something is wrong. Prices raspy laugh pulling him out of his head. The pleasant noise of people's voices happy and alive.
The pleasant noise of his family around him.
My head hurts so sorry if it's gibberish, love ya all
I am late to the beach party but what matters is that I Am Here ☀️☀️☀️
*Soap trying to cuddle Ghost but he keeps pushing him away*
Soap: This was supposed to be a cuddle! Not a struggle snuggle! LET IT HAPPEN!
Ghost: I’M TRYING TO WORK-!
Soap, climbing onto Ghost’s desk: I DON’T CARE! COME HERE-
Soap: Simon, I’m in love with you.
Ghost: You’re also drunk.
Soap: I can be both.