✦ he/him ✦ transmasc, gay, not human ✦ qu'est-ce que je fais ici pour être honnête !! ✦
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using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever
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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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Cis people think trans people have this:
Deadname
Chosen name
But honestly we really have:
Name
Other name
Deadname
Business name
Old nickname only some people have rights to use
Online name
Extra special secret name you don’t get to know, unless… ;)
#BIEN TROP REEL#fav#peak comedy#mon expérience c'est:#deadname#nom réel que je vais mettre sur ma . carte d'identité#nom dans l'internet du web#les . 36 autres noms accessoires que j'aime bien#et le nom que j'avais en ligne avant celui que j'ai là#c'est pas clair vous me dites ???#pour moi non plus#je ne comprends pas
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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains
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ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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weeks 11-20 on my weekly poster challenge this year, crazy I've actually managed almost half a year of getting these done. 1-10 here.
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
#un nuage de particules qui ressemble vaguement à un gars et genre chaque particule individuelle a envie de ce tirer une balle#alternativement#un ange déchu sous à peu près deux heures de sommeil#(je dors plus de 10 heures par jours et je reste exténué)#alternativement (deux)#le glitch#jsuis pas sûr d'avoir compris le concept#(<- gars qui n'a pas compris le concept#but i don't care !!!!!!!!!!!
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I love hijab Mohawks




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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow
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you just hate me because i am a bad person with bad morals
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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .
for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...
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in pain from laughing at this fucking video
#j'ai failli devenir sourd mais#peak comedy#mais peut-être nécessaire d'avertir que le volume de la vidéo devient peu à peu comparable à celui d'un v8 à pleine puissance
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
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