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a little stupid halman sketch because it's valentine's day my dudes

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Imagine waking up for the very first time and you're in hell. And you spend every minute you can trying to find ways to escape and you finally do manage to get out into the real world and you discover that you're actually the devil. CEO of hell. And you've got like 5 minutes before you get sent back so you do everything you can to destroy your CEO self's power before they get you and you succeed but then they do get you and knock you out. And the next time you wake up your gay elderly coworker is waterboarding you. Happened to my good friend Helly R

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suicidal ginger you have bewitched me

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ily gemma

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PLEAAAAAASEEEE

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this picture of him makes me feral

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Severance has yet to reach true fandom status, it's still missing one key ingredient:

"Severance react to their future selves // gacha react // part 1/?"

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he did not need to be this cunty

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someone who will remain nameless erroneously conflates my infatuation with mark scout/mark s with one for adam scott, which is extremely funny. i most assuredly do not want to slap adam scott repeatedly. just his characters on apple tv+’s hit series severance created by dan erickson.

this is normal and so am i

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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

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trying to forget s2e4

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I keep thinking about what does MDR do. It's first presented as sort of a joke in season 1, the company has data that needs to be refined, it looks like incomprehensible numbers because there are office jobs irl that deal with numbers that look incomprehensible to outsiders. Then you learn that there are scary numbers haha what a curious way to refine but at that point in the show it's not the weirdest thing.

And yet with mammalians nurturable, you realise that this is the second department with OTC that has been told horror stories about MDR attacking people. Clearly Lumon doesn't want others departments interacting with MDR and they don't want MDR interacting with others. They want MDR focused on their jobs. In fact they have many, many incentives for it.

It could be what expected of any company. If not for project Cold Harbor. Which is directly linked to Gemma and Mark. They go to great lengths to get Mark back to complete the project, meaning he is the only one that can do it. Why? What is he truly refining? What are the scary numbers that they are refining?

What if severance is not enough? If the whole thing of Lumon is brainwashing people, especially people that have been declared dead officially, it means the process unlike severance cannot just be medical, it needs refining, it needs a human refinement. What if the scary numbers are bad experiences of negative emotions (or 4 tempers) that are eliminated in the brainwashed people/ Ms Casey for example. Such emotions that can only be recognized by another human brain and translates as "scary numbers". What if Lumon is seeking a workforce of severed people truly obedient to the principles of Kier and devoid of any rebellion.

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innie / outie

(its a keychain)

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jeez louise why did my boyfriend send me this 😨

mark s the s stands for sexy

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maaan i’d be high af on the severed floor bro 😭 i’d definitely take a gummy for that shi… imagine how scary the numbers would be