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[illusinsanemessenger]

I'll get the therapist for illumina

(//yeah do that because he's boutta have the worst time of his life 😭)

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GIVE ILLUMINA SOME TRAUMA!! MORE CANDY

*shoves more*

(YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH TRAUMA!!!!!!)

*She's bouncing off the walls again. Fear.*

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Candy.

I WANT MORE OF IT!!!

(I'm also becoming scared of Mint now it won't just be Illu-)

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Shoves more candy in your mouth

*She is nearly going 10x crazier than she already was... dear SFOTH...*

( @ask-illumina COME GET YO KID!!!! /j)

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GIVES CANDY

(OH N-)

*she immediately gobbles it down, she's shaking a whole lot more now and bouncing around*

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i bitten delulu so for common sense your next!

*BITES BITES BITES BITES*

-🦷🍴

HISSSSSSSSSSS! GET OFF ME!!!!!

*Dear SFOTH, MINT WHAT THE HELL?! SHE'S TRYING TO BITE BACK!*

[illusinsanemessenger]

You are surely hyperactive, time shall tell what you'll do.

--0:0--

- @souless-time-anon

I NEED MORE SUGAR! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TIME!!!

*she is looking everywhere for another sweet treat... dear SFOTH... we can already tell Illumina won't be happy in this situation later!*

[illusinsanemessenger]

//so us rn!!!!

Help the mortal is acting like Venomshank...

(we know who, @illusinsanemessenger ... don't hide :3. AND YES THERE MIGHT BE A HYPERACTIVE MINT EVENT LATER SHE IS NOT OK SHES GOING CRAZY)

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have a big cookie!

( why are there Roman asks in here )

...

*SHE IS INSTANTLY SCARFING IT DOWN OH MY GOD NO SHE'S GONNA BE BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS-*

[illusinsanemessenger]

fous? Je suis fous. il y a les chats en mes murs. aide-moi

... WHAT!?

(translation : crazy? I m crazy. there are cats in my walls. help me)

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ARMATA DE ȘObolani!! ATAC!!!

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sincerely,

the rat man

*She instantly shrieks... wow... she really is like her caretaker*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! I LIKE RATS BUT NOT THIS MANY!!!!!!

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I'm taking you to Firebrand, you've caused me enough trouble, Mint.

@ask-illumina

HISSSSSS! NO! NOT HIM! I HATE HIM! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE ME TO HIM!

(she's acting like a feral cat... wow.)

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IM GONNA PHUCKING DO IT ILLUMINA.

I swear I wanna maul someone :)

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I swear I wanna maul someone :)

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*they only hopped into the deity's lap before curling up, it wants to comfort him. The bean gave off a purr as it's expression softened. It's eyes closed too, probably tired.*

*A small bean-like creature hobbles over to the mentally broken deity, it has an angry look on its face. It didn't bite him though, seems it understands his short temper*

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... What are you doing here, mortal? I don't wish to see people right now...

*The deity stared, his wing's endings are coated in blood as he looked at the small beaned version of the messenger... but he stills trying to restrain himself... he can't hurt them... he can't...*

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M!A BECOME A DAMN BEAN.

NOW!

NOOOOOO-

*bean.*

[illusinsanemessenger]

Remaking the introduction entirely!

This is a phighting oc named Spearmint/Mint (preferably Mint, she hates using her full name), she's Illumina's messenger. (I REVAMPED THIS AGAIN TO NOT BE BASED OFF HER AU LORE!)

She doesn't show much relations to the deities or phighters as of now, but will later sprout more lore and information about her! Here's what available of her for now:

Her gear is a modified version of the Green Crystal Shard Staff (modified into a spear, and it may be an accessory but hey its okay right?)

She's adopted by Illumina! (@ask-illumina), and I don't think he's ok dealing with her!

Mint can go by He/Him! She doesn't mind! (she feels manly in many ways, but knows she isn't like that)

She's uh... very feral... crazy ahh goober.

If she sees Firebrand she will lose her shit. No more info needed.

She's best friends with Icedagger, Ghostwalker, and Venomshank!

Do not let her around Darkheart.

(If I ever draw anything of her, expect wounds/blood/body horror)

Her reference!

FORGOT HER GEAR REF MY BAD-