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Disastrous cooking starters

“How on earth did you get rice on the ceiling?”

“Is that an eggshell?”

“Did you even cook this pasta?”

“For your own health you should cook dinner”

“Last time I cooked I set the fridge on fire”

“How much sugar did you put in this?”

“Wait you’re supposed to stir it first?”

“Do you have an obsession with salt or something?”

“The icing will cover the mistakes”

“Did you buy this instead of cooking?”

“Can you taste the eggshells?”

“Oh that’s what beating eggs means”

“Don’t flip the pancakes, please”

“I’d say ‘feed it to the birds’ but I think it’d kill them”

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2. Who was your first muse? Were they an OC or a Canon Character? Did they belong to a fandom?

//My first muse in OP RP was an OC or better said Self Insert called Ceres the Tigershark, it was when i had my fishman frenzy and was totally into the fishies lol. My OC was partnered with Arlong*sigh* I think it was my first muse i actively rped with, ever. On Deviantart i also rped but more or less fandomless.

I also once had a VanderDecken Muse which i took over from a friend but due to me being a totally noob on tumblr on that date back then, i kind of let it slip over time and even lost the account OTL//

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12. What is one thing that you hope to improve on as you continue to roleplay?

//What i want to improve definitely is my grammatic so that my replies sound more believable and enjoyable. Then to develope further Katakuri’s personality how i think it is which by now is still a topic of discussion.//

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Munday Fun!

Come into my askbox and get to know me!

1. What is the first roleplay that you can remember doing? Were you nervous about what your RP partner might think?

2. Who was your first muse? Were they an OC or a Canon Character? Did they belong to a fandom?

3. Have you ever made and roleplayed an OC?

4. Have you ever roleplayed a canon character?

5. What muse do you like the best (other than any of yours)?

6. Are their any roleplaying bias’ that you have that you’re aware of?

7. What bad roleplay habits have you had in the past that you’ve gotten better at over time?

8. Do you eat or drink while you write replies? If so, what do you prefer to snack on?

9. What time do you normally like to roleplay (ie. after dinner, just before work)?

10.What do you think of your current roleplay partners?

11. Any thoughts on previous roleplay partners?

12. What is one thing that you hope to improve on as you continue to roleplay?

13. Do you roleplay on other formats like Discord or other social media?

14. Do you roleplay with tabletop games like D&D? If so, do you ever use things from there to enrich your other roleplays like dice mechanics?

15. How often do you roleplay? Do you have a schedule or is it on a whim?

16. Do you have anyone in your family that roleplays? What sort of roleplay do they do?

17. What is your favorite thing to roleplay and which is your current favorite thread that involves those themes?

18. What are your thoughts on fandoms? Are they a toxic environment?

19. What are your thoughts on OCs and Canon characters? Are you comfortable shipping with either of therm?

20. What is the largest amount of roleplay characters that you have ever had active at once?

21. Do you prefer shorter or longer roleplays and why?

22. Be honest!! How much do you consider the aesthetic of a potential partners blog before you decide to try and interact?

23. Do you prefer to roleplay with people around your age or is it not a factor?

24. Have you ever finished a roleplay? How invested were you in that thread? When is your birthday?

25. What is the best roleplay experience that you have ever had?

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He smiled at her, stroking her cheek gently. Katakuri knew about his wifes dreams but wasn’t able to do much aside of giving her comfort. He never was good giving comfort outside of his family, it was a learning process Katakuri wanted to go through at all costs. While their marriage was one of arrangement, he started to find a liking to Absinthe. She was a little annoying sometimes but again it had been ages since Katakuri had spend time with someone aside of family.

“That’s a good idea, it will help, i am sure, Absinthe” he replied, closing his eyes again trying to sleep again. The tall man pulled an arm around Absinthe, pulling her closer to give her warmth. He hoped it would be enough to quell her fear.

❛ i cannot sleep , i cannot dream tonight. ❜

Katakuri sighed, turning around to face his wife who didn’t seemed able to sleep, once more.

“Try to count sheeps, it helps me sleep, though i rather count donuts come to think about it…” he replied in a tired matter, yawning. Katakuri felt tired, today was rather exhausting mentally as well physically and he was really hoping for some good night sleep.

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❛ i cannot sleep , i cannot dream tonight. ❜

Katakuri sighed, turning around to face his wife who didn’t seemed able to sleep, once more.

“Try to count sheeps, it helps me sleep, though i rather count donuts come to think about it...” he replied in a tired matter, yawning. Katakuri felt tired, today was rather exhausting mentally as well physically and he was really hoping for some good night sleep.

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𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.

all these lyrics have been taken from some of my favourite songs mostly from the 2000′s.     if anyone wants the titles for them     ,     shoot me an ask   !     feel free to change pronouns of needed.

❛   if i die and go to hell real soon it will appear to me as this room.   ❜

❛   i’ll prepare you for a sick, dark world.   ❜

❛   i don’t know what i want.   ❜

❛   maybe when the door gets broke down love can break in.   ❜

❛   i never thought you’d last.   ❜

❛   if i could be your first real heartache.   ❜

❛   and will you tell all your friends you’ve got your gun to my head?   ❜

❛   hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens.   ❜

❛   i know you well enough to know you’ll never love me.   ❜

❛   i just wanna break you down so badly.   ❜

❛   i’m gonna make damn sure that you can’t ever leave.   ❜

❛   have you ever been alone in a crowded room?   ❜

❛   i wanna watch the way you take the stage by storm.   ❜

❛   never had a doubt, now i’m going crazy.   ❜

❛   if i could find you now things would get better.   ❜

❛   we could leave this town and run forever.   ❜

❛   i can make believe that you’re here tonight.   ❜

❛   i remember the look in your eyes when i told you that this was goodbye.   ❜

❛   and i can’t, i can’t pick up the pieces.   ❜

❛   scream my lungs out and try to get to you.   ❜

❛   made my mistakes, let you down.   ❜

❛   there’s just no one that gets me like you do.   ❜

❛   but if you died right now you know that i’d die too.   ❜

❛   you remind me of the times when i knew who i was.   ❜

❛   tell yourself it’s never gonna happen again.   ❜

❛   if you wait around forever you will surely drown.   ❜

❛   well i’ll tell you my friend, one day this world’s got to end.   ❜

❛   i will never let you fall.   ❜

❛   i’ll stand up with you forever.   ❜

❛   i’ll be there for you through it all.   ❜

❛   i can show you i’ll be the one.   ❜

❛   when you see my face hope it gives you hell.   ❜

❛   and truth be told i miss you.   ❜

❛   my heart is crushed by a former love.   ❜

❛   i can’t explain myself at all.   ❜

❛   when darkness turns to light , it ends tonight.   ❜

❛   maybe we’re just trying too hard.   ❜

❛   seems like each time i’m with you i lose my mind.   ❜

❛   i cannot sleep , i cannot dream tonight.   ❜

❛   i need somebody and always.   ❜

❛   the secret side of me , i never let you see.   ❜

❛   i keep it caged but i can’t control it.   ❜

❛   i feel the rage and i just can’t hold it.   ❜

❛   i must confess that i feel like a monster.   ❜

❛   it’s just another war.   ❜

❛   i am just a man / woman.   ❜

❛   i’ve gotta fight today , to live another day.   ❜

❛   i tried so hard , and got so far.   ❜

❛   i’ve looked down the line and what’s there is not what ought to be.   ❜

❛   i’ve put my trust in you.   ❜

❛   i had to fall , to lose it all.   ❜

❛   i’m tired of being what you want me to be.   ❜

❛   i don’t know what you’re expecting of me.   ❜

❛   can’t you see that you’re smothering me ?   ❜

❛   and i know i may end up failing too.   ❜

❛   i’ve become so numb.   ❜

❛   but i know you were just like me with someone disappointed in you.   ❜

❛   cause inside i realise that i’m the one confused.   ❜

❛   everything you say to me takes me one step closer to the edge.   ❜

❛   it’s like i’m paranoid looking over my back.   ❜

❛   i’d walk through hell for you.   ❜

❛   i know why no one else knows why i am all alone again.   ❜

❛   i don’t want to feel this way forever.   ❜

❛   shut your eyes and when you wake i’ll be gone.   ❜

❛   i’ll see you when we’re both not so emotional.   ❜

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featheatre

"Drinking more coffee won't help you. Booze, on the other side..."

“I still don’t get what you mean...i like coffee, especially when it’s sweet...” he replied with a shrug of his shoulders.

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“Its like if coffee and nightmares had a baby.”

“What makes you think so?”

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Out of Context Gravity Falls Sentence Meme

“I ate a man alive tonight.”

“Time to manhandle this…man-handle.”

“Darn beautiful men, always eating out of the trash–Wait, what?”

“And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for like three hours! Bottom line, George Washington was a jerk.”

“Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every living thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.” 

“Totally righteous, bro!”

“The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand!”

“Songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears!”

“Are you sick of piles of owls constantly blocking your driveway?! Well then you gotta get Owl Trowel!”

“You deserve a prize. Here, have a head that’s always screaming!”

“Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns–in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!”

“I’m a boy now! Wassup bro? Let’s grow some moustaches!”

“I ate a salamander and jumped out of the window!”

“Always sassafrassing the customers with their boomy boxes and disrespectful short pants!”

“Llamas are nature’s greatest warriors.”

“And that’s why we don’t stick our hands in other people’s mouths!”

“What? YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AT THE COTILLION, YOU!”

“I smell…emotional issues.”

“YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN, YOU IDIOT!”

“You’ve become your father.”

“The dance floor is a mine field! A mine field!”

“Ugh, we’re behind that old guy. He’s probably going to pay with pennies, or war bonds or something.”

“Woah, that’s amazing! And morally ambiguous!”

“Its like if coffee and nightmares had a baby.”

“Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.”

“Who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car!?”

“IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!”

“Wanna see my impression of you in 5 seconds? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

“Haha, pain is hilarious!”

“Deer teeth, for you, kid!”

“GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH!”

“Help! The nachos tricked me!”

“I’m gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper!”

“Oh no, I think I can hear my uncle. Stay perfectly still”

“They made the house into a robot… Fascinating.”

“I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!“

“Today I learned morality is relative.”

“There’s no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.”

“HOT BELGIUM WAFFLES! Wait…I’m alone! I can swear for real! SON OF A— “

“My heart, once as hard as oak, now grows soft like more of a birch or… something.”

“It’s Heaven’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything!”

“I will pay you to put your shirt back on.”

“Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?”

“Dinosaurs aren’t magic, they’re just big lizards!”

“Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”

“You can run, but I’ll still be in your nightmares!”

“Sometimes I think: Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we’re all just biding our time until the sweet sweet, release of death?”

“I’m legalizing everything!”

“Man, revenge is underrated - that felt awesome!”

“I think I’m gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.”

“This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing. Good thing I’m an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!”

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🍎 - Fave Devil Fruit power?

//Soul Soul Fruit because of reasons >____>//

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//OTP´s: KaidoxLinLin and BruleexDiesel

NOTP: KatakurixOC(i just headcanon him as forever single type lol, some OC’s are fine but most..meh) //

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So you like those anime pirates

I was looking through someone’s blog to try and find the one piece ask meme they reblogged, but it was too far back and i’m impatient so i just made my own ‘cause i’m a literal trash can. so have these one piece asks in no particular order

copy/paste these emojis into the ask box of your local resident of anime pirate hell and watch them slowly disintegrate as they’re forced to choose between things they love. fun for the whole family

⛵️ - Fave pirate ship? (like boat ship) 🔫 - Fave canon arc? 🚽 - Least favorite canon arc? 💩 - Least favorite character? (in general) 🙅 - Least favorite Straw Hat? 😀 - Most favorite Straw Hat? 😍 - OTP? 💀 - NOTP? 🙇 - A headcanon about <insert character> ☠ - Fave pirate symbol? 🏰 - Fave marine? ❌ - Least fave marine? 👾 - Fave villain? 🎾 - Fave battle? 😭 - Saddest scene? 😆 - Funniest scene? 😜 - Funniest character? 😳 - Any crushes? 👌 - Fave character design? 🃏 - Who has the Best Hat? (the true question) 🖍 - Fave filler arc? 🗡 - Least fave filler arc? 🆚 - Sub or dub? ☯️ - Anime or manga? ⏰ - How long have you been into One Piece? 🍎 - Fave Devil Fruit power? 🍏 - Would you eat a Devil Fruit if you had the chance to? 🐼 - Fave side character? ☔️ - Scene that made you cry the most? (not necessarily the saddest scene) 🌧 - Saddest backstory? 😎 - Funniest joke? 😱 - Most attractive character? 😐 - Most annoying character? 😕 - Scariest character? 👍 - Most powerful Devil Fruit power? 🗣 - Got any theories for how it’s all gonna end? 👏 - Fave techniques of <insert character> 🙏 - Favorite episode? 😏 - Favorite scene? 👂 - Favorite quote? 🙌 - Are you up to date? ❓ - What unanswered questions do you have related to One Piece? ▶️ - Fave opening? 🔙 Least fave opening? 👀 - Fave eyecatcher? 🏝 - Fave country/island visited? 🎆 - Something you can’t wait for??!! 🔝 - “One Piece is better than <insert something else you also like>” 🔍 - What do you think the One Piece is? 🔪 - A character who fills you with frustration? 💓 - Which character do you relate to the most? ™️ - How has One Piece changed you? have fun answering these dumb questions and feel free to add your own if your heart so desires

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Katakuri nodded, caressing Absinthe’s hair with one of his hands, sighing in relief that she seemed to understand his words.

“I know, and for that you have my eternal gratitude...” he kissed her forehead with his lips.

“Don’t leave me, okay?”

“If things go dire, i can’t promise you that…”

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The tall man sighed, rubbing his temples. He knew that it would be hard to swallow for her, yet he didn’t wanted to give her illusions as he knew that they would hit Absinthe even harder if the worst case scenario would happen.

“I am strong, i won’t loose to no one. So there is only a slim chance something happens to me, Absinthe..”

“Don’t leave me, okay?”

“If things go dire, i can’t promise you that…”