ilovegabagool

[ilovegabagool]

"ohhh. Wait, if that wasn't it, then what was I just readin?"

" I’ve been hearing a lot about this thing called ‘The Rats Of New Jersey’ or something. can someone tell me what it i— "

[ONE NEW MESSAGE - INTERN❤️❤️❤️]

" what-? hold on. "

" 'youwontbelievewhatifound.itssomethingar—' Arrigo? okay…'arrigopostedonhistwitter.' Let’s see what this ‘post’ is. "

[TWO HOURS LATER]

" oh my god.. that- that isn’t even true! god! Hey @ilovegabagool , look! Arrigo wrote weird fanfiction about us being villains! "

[ilovegabagool]

[Badabing takes the fanfic, squits at it, and starts reading it out loud]

"his big brown orbs were full of hatred as he stared daggers into me, jealous and seething as he knew I was better than him..."

" I’ve been hearing a lot about this thing called ‘The Rats Of New Jersey’ or something. can someone tell me what it i— "

[ONE NEW MESSAGE - INTERN❤️❤️❤️]

" what-? hold on. "

" 'youwontbelievewhatifound.itssomethingar—' Arrigo? okay…'arrigopostedonhistwitter.' Let’s see what this ‘post’ is. "

[TWO HOURS LATER]

" oh my god.. that- that isn’t even true! god! Hey @ilovegabagool , look! Arrigo wrote weird fanfiction about us being villains! "

[ilovegabagool]

Huh? Fan-fiction? What even is that? Some weird sub-genre of science fiction?

" I’ve been hearing a lot about this thing called ‘The Rats Of New Jersey’ or something. can someone tell me what it i— "

[ONE NEW MESSAGE - INTERN❤️❤️❤️]

" what-? hold on. "

" 'youwontbelievewhatifound.itssomethingar—' Arrigo? okay…'arrigopostedonhistwitter.' Let’s see what this ‘post’ is. "

[TWO HOURS LATER]

" oh my god.. that- that isn’t even true! god! Hey @ilovegabagool , look! Arrigo wrote weird fanfiction about us being villains! "

[ilovegabagool]

Hey Badaboom, I read on the news that yous died in a boat accident. How are yous still on tumblr?

Oh shoot!

Uhh, I dids, this is, uhhh, a ghost! I'm a ghost, oooOooOoOoOoooOooOoooo

[ilovegabagool]

Hey! You tolds me you wouldn't tells anyone about the oven

" don’t you hate it when your colleagues somehow almost burn down an oven while making some sandwich? "

….

" yeah me too. "

[ilovegabagool]

Boom! Hi Boom! 😊

Hello! Do's I know you?

[ilovegabagool]

Before we start off, please note that this is a fan run account, Escaped does not have anything to do with the tomfoolery that happens with this account, and I do not have any special or unreleased information, all information I know about future projects is either public or shared through Escape's discord server

This character as well as the series The New Jersey Rats all belong to Escaped Audios, I highly suggest checking him out!

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Rules:

- please no NSFW

- please be respectful! Remember that there is someone behind the screen reading what you've written :]

- please no fatphobia or any other insensitive jokes, small jokes about it are allowed but please just be respectful

- overall, have fun!

Character information:

Name:

Badaboom Balardi

Occupation:

what are you, the cops?

Relationships:

Brother, Badabing Balardi

Coworker, Jean Dipietro - @dirty-rotten-scoundrels

Hobbies:

Sandwich tasting

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In-character messages will be in plain text

[actions will be italicized and in brackets]

(OOC or out of character text will be marked, italicized and usually in parentheses)

In-character messages: #lunch time

Out of character messages: #mod yapping / #mod answers