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i love the world so much. why do i often forget this

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big beautiful world full of books i haven’t read

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saw a tiktok about annabeth breaking the rules to sit next percy and him being giddy about it for three pages. and that perspective is so funny to me. because all i'm imagining is annabeth just sitting there, completely stoned-faced. and percy is wide-eyed and beet red, very evidently holding back a scream of delight.

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I loved Thunderbolts*, that moment when you have to defeat god with a knife and a gun

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It’s shit being a superhero when you know that the multiverse exists. You spend all day saving people, you’re tired, you want to go to bed, and right before you fall asleep someone says “The High Evolutionary is going to turn everyone on earth into a werewolf!” and every bone in your body says “Fucking. Maybe we can be the werewolf dimension. The Universe Where Everyone Is A Werewolf. There are infinite dimensions where everyone isn’t a werewolf. It could be fine. It could be good even.”

And you fight the High Evolutionary and you win and your world isn’t the Werewolf Dimension. But the thought was there. God the thought was there

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Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

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happy destiel summer everyone

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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. To the barricades! 🪑🪑🪜⚰️🪑💥🚪⚰️🪑🪜⚰️🚪🪑⚰️💥⚰️🪑⚰️🪑🪜🪑💥⚰️🪜🪑⚰️🪑🚪🪑⚰️🪑💥⚰️🚪🪑⚰️🪑🪑⚰️💥🪑⚰️⚰️🪑🪜⚰️🪑💥🚪🪑⚰️🪑⚰️🪜💥🚪🪑⚰️⚰️🪑💥🪜⚰️🪑🪑⚰️🪜

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nora has the opportunity to do the funniest thing by writing kevin’s book about kevin explaining game strategies and technicalities of how the game should be played for 300 pages straight. no thoughts no feelings just pure exy

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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Bruce: your disguise is a pair of glasses?

Clark: yours is being stupid?

Superbat identity porn my beloved

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Looks like cradling someone in your arms does that to ya 🤭

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Back to my roots. The batfamily that I used to draw when I started posting on Tumblr.

I call it "always an older brother."

That's all folks.

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arguing against ai is always like. im not sure how to explain to you. that you need to think for yourself with your own thoughts. . maybe this would be easier to understand if idk, you were practiced in thinking for yourself

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Nightwing has been bringing red robin with him for the weekly welfare check on Jason. It’s going SO well.