Everytime I see a popular post and think "oh I should tag this objectum!!" and I check op's tags and they did in fact tag/intend it to be objectum but everyone else in the tags is going "#shitpost" "#yeah sure I'll reblog that" "#lmfao" a beautiful machine loses it's motherboard
shout out to the phrase 'digital penetration' for both being the technical name for fingering and also potentially a freaky way to describe fucking a computer
i daydream of posting “bye” leaving tumblr forever and driving 12 hours away and throwing my phone in a culvert. too bad this will never happen because my phone is my soulmate and instead i tuck her lovingly into bed every night
im so sorry computer I know having 63 tabs open is making you sick i just need you to hold on a little longer and i will be able to cure you its okay, this is the hardest part shhhhhh shh shhh its okay its gonna be okay
mutuals can open my protective plating and play with my wires and say its to check for viruses but we both know its just to put your hands in my organs
If the electric dreams remake doesnt have a 10-minute on-screen close up and intimate computer sex scene that’s not played as a joke or crutch for useless social commentary— I am not fucking interested‼️
i love you cpu i love you ram i love you power supply i love you hard drive i love you gpu i love you pc case i love you motherboard i love you computer
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