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🏄‍♂️ JJ Maybank x Kook Queen!Reader Who's Obsessed With Him Headcanons

You’re the Last Person He Expected to Like Him—So, Naturally, He Falls Hard

JJ always figured Kooks were a different breed, especially the rich, untouchable ones like you—flawless outfits, perfect parties, gossip royalty.

But when he finds out you’ve got a massive, almost embarrassing crush on him? He’s shocked. Suspicious even. Until he realizes it’s real—and it completely derails his usual confidence.

Your Obsession Is Lowkey Chaotic—and He Secretly Loves It

You know his surf schedule. You show up “by accident” at the Chateau with snacks, sunglasses, and iced coffee like it’s a runway.

You’ve defended him loudly at a Kook party when someone insulted Pogues, and he heard about it the next day. He tried to play it cool, but his ears turned bright red.

He Pretends to Hate Your World—but He Keeps Getting Pulled In

He’ll mock your themed parties and designer sunglasses, but he always ends up there, hanging out on the sidelines, trying to act like he's not waiting for you to notice him.

Secretly, he loves that you make him feel seen in a world that usually makes him feel small.

You Make the First Moves—and He Doesn’t Know What to Do With That

You're bold. You flirt. You call him “JJ baby” just to see him blush and stumble over his words.

He’s used to doing the chasing, but your full-hearted obsession throws him off. And eventually, it turns into his obsession with you.

He Starts Noticing the Little Things You Do

You bring him bandaids after a fight, slip notes in his truck window, laugh at his worst jokes. He pretends he doesn’t care, but he keeps every note.

Eventually, you see him wearing the bracelet you made “as a joke.” He never takes it off again.

Protective JJ Mode Activated™

Once he admits his feelings, his loyalty is terrifying. Anyone talks down to you? He’s already squared up.

You become his favorite topic. “Yeah, my girl could totally do that. She’s smart as hell, don’t let the rich girl look fool you.”

You’re His Safe Place, Even If He’d Never Say It Out Loud

You offer softness he didn’t know he could trust. When he’s angry or spiraling, you sit with him in silence until he talks.

You’re the only one he lets see him cry.

You Balance Each Other Out Perfectly

You pull him into luxury and warmth; he drags you into spontaneous chaos and freedom.

He doesn’t care about your world—but because it’s yours, he’ll crash every party just to make you laugh.

He’ll Never Admit He Loves That You’re “Obsessed”

You think it’s one-sided, but he’s memorized the way your nose scrunches when you tease him.

JJ Maybank is absolutely, hopelessly, irrevocably in love with the Kook Queen who once decided he was her favorite person in the world.

🔥 Suggestive JJ Maybank x Kook Queen!Reader Headcanons

You Flirt Like It’s a Sport—And JJ’s Both Flustered and Turned On

You’ll whisper something outrageously inappropriate in his ear at a party just to see him choke on his drink.

JJ talks big, but the way your hand trails just a little too slow across his chest shuts him right up.

He tries to act unfazed, but one smirk from you, and he’s clearing his throat and pulling at the collar of his shirt.

JJ Loves That You're Bold Behind Closed Doors

You’re the one leaning in first. The one sliding into his lap. The one who says, “I’ve been thinking about you all day” with your lips brushing his jaw.

That confident, bratty energy? It drives him insane. But he adores putting you in your place with a low “You really like testing me, huh?”

The Tension Is Almost a Game—Until It Boils Over

The way he watches you walk across a room? Like he’s imagining tearing those designer clothes off.

Everyone can feel the energy crackling between you two. They know when you disappear together, you’re not “just talking.”

JJ Is Shockingly Possessive—In the Hottest Way

He’ll grab your waist when he sees another guy looking at you, leaning down to murmur “You’re mine, remember?” in your ear, fingers digging into your hip just enough to make your breath hitch.

You teasingly flirt with someone once just to rile him up—let’s just say it definitely ends with you pinned to the nearest wall.

He’s Addicted to How You Touch Him

You’ll run your hands under the hem of his shirt in public, just subtly enough that no one else sees—and he has to bite his lip not to react.

He acts cocky, but the moment you grab his thigh while he’s driving? He misses the turn.

Late Nights in the Chateau Get... Loud

The walls aren’t thick. Pope and John B hate it. You don’t care.

JJ’s a tease—he’ll kiss you slow, talk filthy in your ear, and then pull away just to make you beg.

You Know How to Break Through the “Pogue Tough Guy” Act

When it’s just the two of you, he lets the rough edges soften. That raspy voice turns gentle... until you say something that flips the switch again.

Your obsession with him makes him feel worshiped—and he returns it in ways that leave your legs shaking.

His Favorite Thing? Making You Fall Apart While Still Wearing Your Perfect Lip Gloss

You show up with your hair done and a little attitude, and he takes it as a challenge: how fast can I ruin her composure?

“Still wanna act like a Kook queen when you’re underneath me?” he’ll growl, and you’ll never say the word “yes” faster.

You Make Him Feel Wanted—In Every Way

JJ’s not used to someone loving every part of him. You do. His scars, his smirks, his smart mouth.

And in return, he makes it his mission to worship every inch of you—with hands, lips, and that grin that tells you he’s not nearly done yet.

(A/N): Hey y'all! Hope you enjoyed my first headcanons! I'll be writing more JJ headcanons and other obx characters x reader. Stay tuned!