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sometimes i really fill that “somewhat distant but supportive older sibling” role and remember how much i love taking care of the people i care about *sadboi*

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god i totally forgot i had this account. whoops

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my list of sexy moments of Farewell Wanderlust

haunting piano playing in the beginning? very sexy

Joey echoing Madeleine in Me? me. Little me? Little me and hey darling hey  hhhhhh gods

do i even need to say it? okay… the fucking transition from you’ll ever have to say to you don’t know it yet, SEXY

the anger seeping from Madeleine’s voice, sexy af

THE GROWLS ????

the heartbreak that aches far too much to be shown???? the Jesus of wishing to Christ he’ll come back????? WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT 

sudden softness of first Farewell wanderlust, you’ve been oh oh so kind 

Joey entering with deep and quiet You alright? 

WITH HOIK OF HER BRA??? SHE WAVED TO THE BAR???? AND SHE SLIPPED INTO THE NIGHT????? SEXY 10/10

yOU lOok hEalTHy 

very sexy of this song to make my chest ache every time I hear I promise you I’m not broken 

SCREAMING IN TUNE

the resentment in their voices at He’s down. He’s dead. Now take a long look at what you’ve done to me? sexy as hell 

In conclusion this song is sexy beyond the limits of human understanding thanks for coming to my ted talk

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currently going stupid going crazy over this video

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you know, considering how many times rich people are mentioned as sinful in the Bible versus how many times homosexuals are mentioned as sinful in the Bible, it’s really funny how I’ve never seen entire Christian organizations go out of their way to criticize, boycott, or deny services to rich people… 

weird how that works, huh

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Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

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might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

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tfw your coworker is such a creep that you’d literally rather be kidnapped by the local supervillain than be around him

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Specific Hozier Music Edits Masterlist

(I’ll update this everytime I post a new one)

• Shrike but you’re sitting by your open window during a thunderstorm

• In The Woods Somewhere but you’re actually somewhere in the woods during a summer night, sitting by a campfire

• No Plan but you’re sitting on an empty beach looking out on the sea

• Almost (Sweet Music) but you’re sitting on a porch during a thunderstorm

• Angel Of Small Death & The Codeine Scene but you’re driving through a snow blizzard at night

• Wasteland, Baby! but you’re driving at night through rain

• As It Was but you’re sitting on your windowsill, watching the thunderstorm that’s going on outside

• Sedated but you’re underwater

• Wasteland, Baby! but you’re right at the edge of a dark forest, sitting by a bonfire

• Run but you’re sitting by a lake. The sun just went down and you lit a bonfire to keep yourself warm

• From Eden but you’re sitting in a field by a small river. It’s a nice sunny day & the birds are chirping

• Arsonist’s Lullabye but you’re all cozied up in front of an open fireplace

• NFWMB (Acoustic) but you’re in the middle of a forest at night, sitting in the entrance of your tent in front of a bonfire

• In A Week but it’s coming from an unknown source in the distance; you’re laying in the middle of a field, insects are buzzing around you

• It Will Come Back but you’re sitting at the edge of a cliff looking out onto the ocean and the thunderstorm that’s raging in the distance

• Foreigner’s God but you’re walking through howling wind

• Work Song but you’re on an empty beach, looking out onto the ocean while the daylight fades

• Dinner & Diatribes but it’s playing at a fancy cocktail/dinner party

• Would That I but you’re sitting outside on a windy day enjoying the way the trees move and the leaves rustle all around you

• Movement but you’re lying on your couch next to an open window, enjoying the thunderstorm that’s going on outside

• Like Real People Do but you’re in the forest, actually digging up something (or someone?)

• Work Song but sung by a woman/female!Hozier

• Run but sung by a woman/female!Hozier

• Take me to Church but sung by a woman/female!Hozier

• NFWMB but it’s playing from an old truck radio. You’re at the edge of a forest at night, cuddled up to your lover in the makeshift bed in the back of the truck, listening to the sounds of their breathing and heartbeat

• Better Love but you’re in the treetops of the jungle, listening to the sounds of the animals in the forest below

• Talk but you’re on a walk in a forest

• Cherry Wine but you’re in your hammock on your veranda with a glass of wine, listening to the rain and the insects in your garden

• Would That I but you’re cozied up in front of your fireplace after a long day

• From Eden but you’re riding your bicycle down a dirt path

• Someone New but it’s quietly playing through your headphones while you’re walking down a busy street; watching all the strangers around you going about their day

• Sunlight but you’re out camping on a hot summer night

• The Humours of Whiskey but someone is singing it while you’re on a walk, exploring a forest

• Be but it’s a hot summer day and you’re sitting by a river at the edge of a forest

• Jackie And Wilson but you’re sitting by a campfire; there’s a thunderstorm brewing in the distance

• Nobody but you’re in bed, cuddled up to your significant other while it’s raining outside

• To Noise Making (Sing) but you’re on a walk through the woods on a nice spring day

• Moment’s Silence (Common Tongue) but it’s playing from an old radio that your friend/SO and you took with you to hang out by a lake on a nice summer day

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the witcher requests:

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y’all ex-christians HAVE to get over the idea that religion in all its forms is inherently regressive, because you just come off anti-semitic and islamiphobic in the process.

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Today’s MAP Hating Character is: the Mine Turtle from asdfmovie!

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Wait what happened to Thomas Sanders???

Basically, Thomas Sanders (who, btw, is gay) used to be basically the celebrated Unproblematic Fav Uwu of Tumblr and Vine. Everyone loved him, everyone praised him for being inclusive and positive, making fun and unique vines that were appropriate and enjoyable for any age group.

Then one day he got an aphobic ask (I honestly don’t remember what this was even in response to, I think it was some really innocent one-off “I hope asexuals have a good day” type of post or something like that, idek), to which he wrote a long and sincere response that basically summed up to “Hey, that’s not a nice attitude to have, please take a moment to think about how other people must feel and why it’s so important to you to shut them down”

Within literal hours (and this is something I witnessed myself, I was online when it all went down), a smear campaign against him had started. Suddenly even people who had previously been huge fans of him were shit-talking him left and right, declaring him cringey, and grasping at straws to make “callout posts” for him. One popular argument I remember hearing was- And I shit you not, I am not making this up- He was a “pedophile” because he made videos for a family demographic and has a young-looking face, but was 29 or whatever and therefore “pretending to be a kid” or whatever the fuck. He even, gasp, made vines about high school, despite not being a high schooler himself! (Dan Green voice) That’s called “acting”, children!

His popularity never really recovered, and these days he’s mostly considered “cringey” by a large portion of the internet due to the main demographic most of his fans fall into, because you know it’s hip and cool to shame young girls and queer kids for the things that bring them joy.

So yeah, TL;DR used to be pretty well liked by the majority of Tumblr with nobody really having anything bad to say about him, expressed support for aspecs one day, immediately fell victim to exclusionist harrassment and is now at best considered just a cringey teenage girl thing.

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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so

we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste

i got all of this for €4 from starbucks

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