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the more things change the more they stay the same

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"i also noticed, on my daily flyby to see if mumbo's home- it's always nice to see a little bit of progress by mumbo, because then you know he's ok, he's doing alright- look- look who it is! it's like.. another grumbot variant!"

girl he is killing himself and putting his brain in that thing.

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* Won't you play again, Kris?

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Either way, transgender goat lives on, as long as I'm alive so will be Łucja

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What is music that you can listen to in order to get more pretentious and annoying?

universal answer is to always say "yeah I liked their earlier more raw albums before they made it big, their music is too sanitary now, with them knowing how to sing and play the instruments and having proper recording tools. There's no soul" and you can say this about basically anyone. The Mountain Goats, Slothrust, The New Pornographers, Weatherday, it's more or less universal.

Make friends with weird tgirls and discover weird tgirl bandcamp projects

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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