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[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

You didn't know? Oops... O.o

Well...happy 2093 to you, I guess 😅

(Also, you can swear?! Damn, that's unexpected!)

???

Also why would I not swear?? I'm an adult with a job!

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

Oh, sweet summer child... :(

It's been decades! Were you not able to comprehend the passing of time while you were dead?

WHAT

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

Hey.... so you're sure you're alive?

Yeah???

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

Happy new year, Yokomizo! How's 2093 treating you? 😃

the fuck?? it's not 2093??

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

Okay, I remember that. I just… don't remember anything after that.

@lordofcrimes misses you

How many mushitaros are there???

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

So… I was definitely dead? Like, not breathing and my heart stopped?

@lordofcrimes misses you

How many mushitaros are there???

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

Gay

No shit sherlock

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

Full disclaimer, I have no memory of the last couple months. It's… it's a complete blank. A black blur.

@lordofcrimes misses you

How many mushitaros are there???

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

No. I'm real, Mushitaro.

@lordofcrimes misses you

How many mushitaros are there???

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

Yeah, it's really me.

@lordofcrimes misses you

How many mushitaros are there???

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

Okay…

Anyways. Hi.

@lordofcrimes misses you

How many mushitaros are there???

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

Mushitaro!!

Hey... so you're sure you're alive?

– @still-the-perfect-crime

Yes!! Look do you want me to poke you in the cheek again??

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

Why are you pushing me away?? I thought you'd be happy to see me!

Hey... so you're sure you're alive?

– @still-the-perfect-crime

Yes!! Look do you want me to poke you in the cheek again??

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

Noo, don't go I'm not done bullying you yet

Hey... so you're sure you're alive?

– @still-the-perfect-crime

Yes!! Look do you want me to poke you in the cheek again??

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

God it's so good to see you again

Hey... so you're sure you're alive?

– @still-the-perfect-crime

Yes!! Look do you want me to poke you in the cheek again??

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

've missed you too Mushitaro

*suddenly he hugs mushitaro*

Hey... so you're sure you're alive?

– @still-the-perfect-crime

Yes!! Look do you want me to poke you in the cheek again??

[im-not-a-hallucination-man]

No, tell me.

Hey... so you're sure you're alive?

– @still-the-perfect-crime

Yes!! Look do you want me to poke you in the cheek again??