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im sorry i was so weird the other night. thats how i am every night

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nobody meant to exclude you, evan. me and eddie hanging out- it wasn't about you. that's usually my problem. I can get pretty jealous. yeah you're not the only one. I was super jealous. you? over what? all of you. the 118. how it's become like a family over there. how you all were willing to put everything on the line for one another. I wanted to be a part of that. hey y-you were. and you did. you even made fake mouth static at the fire chief. I'm renowned for my fake mouth static. it was... not great. cmon- hey! it was not convincing but- you did it anyway. you threw in with us, no hesitation. and I-I thought wow. that guy is cool. I like that guy. you know I mean that's why I called and asked for the tour. yknow i-it wasn't about maybe leaving the 118 tommy I... I just wanted to get to know you. yeah? yeah. and then you left with eddie which you don't have to tell me how great eddie is, yknow I've know that since the first day I worked with him, of course you wanna hang out with eddie. plus, well I don't know muay tai. i could teach you. okay, is that gonna be right after our flying lessons? probably not on the same day. good. cause trying to get your attention has been kinda exhausting. my attention? yeah I guess so. I mean, I did maim my best friend. my sister says there are better ways to get someone's attentio-

like that? yeah that works. so that was okay? it was better than fake mouth static. i got a shift. okay... yknow, cross town traffic, came in a car this time. so what are you doing saturday? uh s-saturday? you still owe me that beer. you free? yes i-i am free. great. so lets say i come by around... i dont know, 8? ye-yeah, 8 is great. great! see you saturday. saturday... and for gods sake, please call eddie. now would be a good time, hes on pain pills

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We know that there's a lot of bees headed your way. Would love to hear from you all about getting to film that bee catastrophe.

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Tommy: What’s for dinner, Evan?

Buck : I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Tommy: …

Tommy: Is it soup?

Buck : I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Tommy: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Buck : *chuckling* Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Tommy: STOP IT! *laughing hard*

*one hour later*

Tommy: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

Buck:

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“They’re still getting to know each other better” yeah getting to know each others prost-[gunshot]

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Red string of fate

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Come on Kenny, show us Lou. You know you want to.

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every time i wake up to new followers i can't help but think "welcome! and also, are you sure?"

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let kenny and aisha talk!!!

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I’ve only looked at the chat for like 2 seconds and it was enough to know to just stay out of it

This chat did not pass the vibe check

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This chat did not pass the vibe check

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Bucktommy Fic Rec Friday 9/20

•One Shots

••General Audiences

Soothe me daily by devirnis @devirnis

The Other Shoe (Waiting for it to drop) by NinjaTrashPanda @ninjatrashpanda

(Please say to me) you'll let me be your man by NinjaTrashPanda @ninjatrashpanda

•••Teen and up

Hang on 'til the hurt is gone by tabbytabbytabby @tabbytabbytabby

••••Mature

Chasing Vincent by Beforeastorm @beforeastorm

•••••Explicit

The art of eight limbs by cassianendor @thehotpilot

Engine purr by epiphainie @epiphainie

Dance with me (I want my arms about you) by hardly_an_escape @hardly-an-escape

Show Him What You've Got by SuperStealthAccount @superstealthaccount

••••••Not Rated

The Version of Me That Gets to Love You by 30somethingautisticteacher @30somethingautisticteacher

•Tumblr one shots

This post @magniloquent-raven

This post @station18908

This post. This post. This post. @firewasabeast

This post @peppermintquartz

This post @harmonic-intervention

This post @30somethingautisticteacher

I'll cover you @rosyhoneydew

I can see the sun @kinardsevan

Last weeks recs here

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dude your straight passing boyfriend just fucking bit me

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I am calling for a total and complete ban on tiktok pop psychology until we can figure out what the hell is going on

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oliver talking about lou is so cute

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With Buck’s history of stealing fire trucks ….i need him to attempt to take off in a helicopter in the middle of a huge emergency where he can’t find Tommy or anyone who knows how to fly it and he’s in the seat fiddling with the controls, muttering to himself “I can do this” when Tommy eventually rips the door open with the most comical what the absolute fuck do you think you are doing expression on his face