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Gosh I hate grind culture. My little sister just started medical school and all of her orientation leaders are like “you absolutely cannot have a life WHATsoever you WILL have to give up EVERYTHING besides this program say GOODBYE to your hobbies and relationships” and now she’s calling me feeling guilty for running and going to the grocery store and that’s just WRONG! And that is exactly what I was told starting law school as well, and rejecting that mentality was the best thing I ever did but it was so hard not to buy into. Anyway if any of you are in an intense academic program PLEASE take time to sleep and eat and exercise and maintain your relationships and keep up your hobbies! you are not a robot who exists solely to study and I promise that living a life and staying physically and mentally healthy is not going to make you fail

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Do not think for a moment that this admin is only going after trans folks. They are ultimately going after the whole LGBTQ community. They start small, like getting rid of a hotline option, then go BIG.

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Started crying over that poor woman that was run over by that racist while protesting

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at age 15, I taught myself organic chemistry from a bunch of library books, took notes and everything. Some of this was hands on. I would steal batteries/household chemicals/etc to acquire compounds I needed for experiments. I obliterated an x-acto knife with a lithium explosion, singed off one of my eyebrows, and regularly lit things on fire. Parents never found out. And I got very good at drawing my eyebrow on.

these are KILLING me

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🎃🍉🎃🍬🎃 Happy Summerween! 🎃🍉🎃🍬🎃

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fuck it

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Given that much of Sauron’s character throughout the legendarium features him being very openly obsessed with his lord, (“Tidings enough from Thû there came/but short while since,” his temple to Morgoth in Númenor, “Grond” and his other naming conventions post-WoW, “adored,” “bereaved,” etc), I would like to propose that the seduction of Mairon was less “Evil Job Offer” or “Melkor making eyes at a cute forge Maia,” and more Mairon blatantly hitting on the local He Who Arises In Might while Aulë bluescreens in the doorway.

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Day #320 - eepy sleepy

*hits them with the nap beam 1000x*

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for people who haven't been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you're welcome

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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watching the Moria scene in the fellowship

Y'know what, why not start the story at the beginning. So Eru Illuvatar-

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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.