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i made this blog when i was 15 and and now im 12 wtf

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It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

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i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

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Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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i useth thou/thee/thine pronouns

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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb

The perilously pointy pyramid:

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shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

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“Unable to reblog this post.” tch… i didnt think it was that good of a post anyways…

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:(

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Out of Touch

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Fujoshi wife fills her house with chintz knowingly

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a worm spent 100 years transforming into a capital N, then gave birth to a new worm to hold on its head. life is beautiful