all i do is lay in bed and think about all the books i’m not reading
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wow daniel radcliffe defeated a great evil once again.
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when atla said “as long as I’m confident with who I am, it doesn’t matter what other people think” and when atla said “life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not” and when atla said “the greatest illusion of this world is the illusion of separation” and when atla said “some friendships are so strong, they can even transcend lifetimes” and when atla said “the true heart can touch the poison of hatred without being harmed” and when atla said “hope is something you give yourself, that is the meaning of inner strength” and when atla said “love is a form of energy, and it swirls all around us” and when atla said “sometimes the best way to solve your own problems is to help someone else” and when atla said “love is brightest in the dark” and when atla said-
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y’all saying shit about a revolution...please don’t joke with me i WILL build a guillotine in front of the white house. i WILL do it. don’t play with me.
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a list of fake tumblr stories i can sort of remember:
that one where some girl claimed people thought her car was the tardis, so she leapt out of it and looked at her boobs like “wow that’s a development” and ran off
hipster blog vs. fandom blog in a starbucks
people singing “let it go” on a bus???
that student who looked into the security cameras in their school’s classroom whenever something stupid would happen and then the security guard thanked them personally
some guy fixing the lights in a store by holding up a sonic screwdriver
homestuck updates, a girl screams, the police come, one of the officers also reads homestuck, he starts freaking out, the other officer gives him a shock blanket
a girl has a joking argument with a police officer who’s a “mei main”
every time a waiter comes back to the table, they say a different supernatural/sherlock/dr. who pun, and the poster continues to fall out of their seat because they’re laughing so hard
someone catches someone on a bus says “i think you fell for me” and the entire bus applauds
a girl wants to buy a led zeppelin cd and the cashier wants her to buy a one direction cd then the manager comes out and yells at the cashier and thanks the girl for having awesome music tastes
boyfriend and girlfriend walk into store, girlfriend complaining that books are horrible, boyfriend breaks up with her
female student: *says something bitchy* nerd student: *calls her a slut* teacher: *laughs*
girl says alohamora to open locked door, it opens, classmates cheer
AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE
i’m a fully grown adult woman and one time this girl came up to me in a store and screamed “DO YOU SHIP REYLO” and i said yes and she started yelling at me then her mom came over and yelled at her because the mom also shipped reylo and then the mom apologized to me and bought me a nutella crepe
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*at obscure fetish party* anyway here’s wonder bread
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how bout u nerds “Marvel” at a pair of titties for once
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The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.
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someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow
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