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Imagine A and B are sitting on the couch watching TV. C comes running to them, bugging them to buy thing after thing online. C has been bothering A and B about these little things almost every week. That's why A lets rip a fart. C stops talking for a second before continuing on talking about why they need these products. B let out a fart of their own. C tries to ignore the farts, but A and B start trading farts while ignoring C's antics. As the farts got louder and wetter, C started being overwhelmed from the smell and tries to cover their nose. A and B tag team some bassy farts, causing C to gag at the sounds and smell before running off to their room. A high fives B before letting out a long bubbly fart, causing the both of them to crack up and continue farting.
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Imagine A and B are on a small road trip to go pick up an item. A in the driver seat and B in the passenger's side. Since it's going to be a long drive, A suggests getting a bite to eat first. After A and B eat a filling and maybe even greasy meal, they start their drive together. As the drive goes on the talk about life, joke around, listen to the radio.
Suddenly A lets out a huge fart! B laughs and fans the air, they try to roll down the windows but A has locked them. A starts letting out more farts, fart after fart. But B sees how they wanna play and starts letting out farts of their own. Soon not a minute goes by without a fart being let out from A and B, neither wanting to signal that they'll roll down the window to avoid admitting defeat.
As they get closer to their destination, the farts start getting louder and wetter and more bassy. They're laughing in between rips! The windows might be fogging up but neither wants to stop this fart contest! Even when the GPS tells them to turn into C's driveway they continue to let out rumblers. C scares them when they knock on their car window, this gets A and B to stop farting. They roll down the windows and C is hit with the fart air. C fans the air and laughs, leading them inside to pick up the item.
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After coming inside and chatting for a bit, C lets out a couple farts of their own. A, B, and C start trading farts between each other as they inspect the item and make the payment before A and B head on back home.
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Imagine A and B having just finished having a lunch at a diner of steak, mashed potatoes, and broccoli. A is driving B back home after this nice lunch. After a moment of silence and a red light, A lifts slightly from their seat to rip a fart. A and B share a laugh, but B is not to be out done. B summons up a rumble of a fart. A up for a competitive game lets out another fart, this time with a smirk to B, as if to say "Top that!" B pauses before before letting out a fart, not more impressive than their last but also not weaker than any of the previous farts.
As A and B drove to their destination, they'd chat about life, joke around and of course pause every so often to let out a fart. The farts started to get more louder and bassy as the drive progressed, the wonderful meal's effects kicking in. Then A and B start laughing at the sounds of their farts, joking about the sound and smells that's been produced in the vehicle. They fart and fart all the way home, bonding over the gas they pass.
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A is a celebrity fitness trainer with a patented butt building routine. B sought out their services because they were tired of their pants always slipping down their behind. A let's B know that the secret to building a bubble butt is 50% the series of exercise A has put together and 50% a high protein diet to build mass. Whey Protein, Eggs, Cottage Cheese, Greek Yogurt, all of it. A straight up said, "I hope you're not in a new relationship because the farts are going to be falling out of you for a bit." B was single, lived alone, and worked from home so they weren't too worried. But A certainly wasn't lying about the level of gas B was producing.
Spending so much time alone they were free to let it rip without much embarrassment, save a rookie mistake with the mute button on a video conference. Things got really tricky when they went into the gym for their biweekly sessions. So many deep squats and clenching the glutes proved tortuous on B's inflated gut. On fateful day A had B doing deep squats with a hold at the bottom. It finally proved to be too much and B let out a loud airy fart that must have gone on for at least ten seconds. B was blushing furiously, utterly embarrassed in front of A.
A just smiled and told B it wasn't a big deal, happened all the time. B even comforted A by telling B about A's most embarrassing farts at power lifting competitions and teaching group fitness classes. A even let slip that some of A's celebrity clients and farted in training sessions and made A sign an NDA. Suddenly B felt a lot less pressure, in their mind and in their gut.
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Imagine A and B in their apartment together. A is known for being gassy and B has always wanted to match their gas. They just got done finished eating a big bowl of chili for lunch and are now sitting in the living room watching TV. A gets up to the kitchen to grab something to drink for the two of them and rips a big fart. B laughs and after they get up to help A with the drinks, rips a fart of their own. This starts a series of A and B ripping fart after fart. B starts getting competitive and gets up to eat more chili, A also hungry starts to eat some more too. Now re-fueled A and B really start making the paint peel with their farts. It feels like hours have gone by without either of the two running out of gas. B is glad that they've kept up with A, and A is glad that B is having fun.
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The smell in the apartment has gotten really bad but neither A or B have noticed. Until C comes out of their room for the first time in hours and shrieks in horror at the smell thats been created. A and B crack up laughing at C's response, continuing to let out farts of all sizes until the night ends.
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Do you have any scenarios for a fitness instructor and their mentee ?
None on me right now! Though I can post this ask for traction in case one of our many wonderful fans have any related scenarios on their minds
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Is this still active ?
yeah, im still here! nobodys been submitting asks so its been kinda quiet!
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Imagine: A normally has zero problem farting in front of B when they’re among friends, finding it amusing to see everyone’s reaction as they clear the room. However, when the two are alone together and A feels the urge to rip one, they become shy, overwhelmed by both their deeper feelings for B and being in such close proximity to them. Noticing this stark difference right away, B takes the opportunity to tease A about their sudden shift in demeanor, enjoying how flustered they get and also picking up on their obvious crush.
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Imagine A and B have been dating for some time, and A is back from a long day at work to wind down with their signature: a long, hot shower.
The moment they step in and feel the hot water on their body, they let out a long, low sigh of relief... and a long, LOUD fart as well. The shower stall is instantly turned into a hotbox from that one fart, and A has many, many more. Every fart that A lets rip only makes the shower steamier, more putrid, and more relaxing, and before long, they're blissfully letting all their pent-up gas flow as readily as the water, lazily sniffing the air and toying with their ass.
B just rolls their eyes. They can hear A farting up a storm loud and clear over the water, and given what they ate for breakfast, they can tell it must be BAD in there. It'd honestly be weirder if they didn't hear farts coming from the shower, since A has always been like this. "Hey, A!" they call, "Don't forget I need to wash up after you~!"
"Sh-shut up, B!" A snaps back. "I wasn't gonna let you go first after the last time!"
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B loves A's farts as much as A does, and as soon as they hear A's ass trumpeting bubbling away in their shower, they take that as an invitation to come and join in. B hastily undresses, hops in the shower with A, and they both cuddle and make out under the running water while A unabashedly continues to turn the air denser and denser with their gas. Even B starts farting too, not realizing in their reverie that they had gas until it slipped out.
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Imagine a group of about 5 people are eating at a fancy restaurant. All dressed up to the nines. They are enjoying their delicious foods and wine. When A winks at B and leans to the side and lets rip a big fart. C with a smug look, scrunches thejr face and lets out a fart too. B lets out a rumbly fart, D lets out a bubbly fart, and E lets out a loud fart. The other patrons of the restaurant are apalled and maybe even impressed. But the farts aren't stopping, all 5 of them are stinking out the restaurant trying to see who will be the first to quit. They can't be stopped because A pays the restaurant's rent and over pays the bill everytime they eat there. The 5 keep farting, not paying attention to the other patrons covering their noses and leaving the establishment early.
#imagineyourgassyotp#eproctophilia#imagine#submission#sfw#ot3#ot5#i guess?? dont have a tag for the group of 5 but that'll be it
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A and B have been dating for some time. A laid in bed scrolling on their phone, as B entered the room and cleared their throat. A looked up and sees B at the door frame. B lets out big fart after fart as they walk towards A, letting out a large bassy fart before crawling on top on the bed and on top of A as they continued to let out farts. As A and B kiss, A lets out a bassy fart and says "My turn". The love birds continue their gassy romantic night.
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Both A and B are particularly gassy, but both have very different ways of handling it. A will fart loudly and proudly whenever they feel like, but B is shy and reserved almost to a fault, letting themselves get achy and bloated on the regular.
One evening, while A is still belting out fart after fart, they catch B groaning about feeling bloated. Realizing that the whole thing is only because of B's prudishness, A starts massaging the gas out, to B's protest. But as soon as A starts prodding at B's stomach a bit too hard, they open the floodgates. B starts farting with a power, volume, and stench that's so powerful that A can't even hope to match it. After putting on a brave face for a little while, A slinks away, defeated. B is highly ashamed about having outfarted the famously gassy A, and a bit nervous that it might turn into a running competition, but they both laugh it off in good fun.
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Person A, having just come home, sees Person B in bed with the covers over them, B reveals they have been farting in it for a long while waiting for A to come home. Person A Happily joins their lovers noxious embrace.
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Imagine! Character A and B burst into character C's room after a night of partying, and more importantly, after having consumed enough alcohol that'd make a homeless person blush. In such a belligerent haze, their most biggest concern seems to be one simple question: who can burp the loudest? And since what good is a contest without an unbiased judge, they quickly got comfortable on C's bed, and before they could even muster a sound of disapproval, their face gets barraged by a duette of deep, revolting sounding belches ringing from left and right. The quantity of which only seemed to increase as the minutes painfully went by. And the smell? Just an absolutely devastating concoction of beer, vodka and rum tainted with the remnants of tonight's pork ribs and grilled cheese. It didn't take long for C's eyes to begin to water, as they tried to free themselves from their position, only for their efforts to be wasted by A and B keeping them firmly in place. After what seemed like hours of fierce competing, only then did A decided to offer "Dang! So we'll call it a tie, huh?" And despite how relieved C clearly seemed to be, B's response immediately had them terrified "Or how 'bout a rematch?" and as they said so, a sputtering fart broke out of B's backside, carrying the same dreadful stench with it. A excitedly agreed, as they spent the rest of the night fighting, much to C's dismay...
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Wherever they are, I hope they're doing ok.
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