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Skulduggery Pleasant: Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?

Lord Vile: You don't pay me. I don’t even exist. I’m just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.

Skulduggery Pleasant: One more crack like that and I will hit you.

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[China has just come through the portal into the Faceless Ones' dimension to rescue Skulduggery and Valkyrie]

Skulduggery: China?

China: Can you walk?

Skulduggery: You're not real.

China: Sure I'm real.

Skulduggery: It's a trick. They get inside my head, make me see things I want.

China: Then why would they make you see me?

Skulduggery: ...You're right. Let's go.

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Gracious O'Callahan: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Saracen is strong, and mysterious, and sort of chubby but well-muscled.

Aurora Jane: I am not having sex with Saracen! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

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Me: -does a thing-

Me: what if my otp did this

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lower sixth edit meme | (1/5) books → skulduggery pleasant

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Aurora Jane: Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and INSANITY to my list of things I did today!

Gracious O'Callahan: Ha ha! You too?

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Cleaver - Skulduggery Pleasant by Corey-H. do not remove the credit!

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Also hey I saw your post where you asked for these messages with the colour codes and a character. Aaaand maybe, just maybe, could you please draw Sanguine in YG03, E04 and 100? He's my absolute fave and sadly there is not enough art of him.

Sanguine is going to kill me in this book, and the scene where Tanith woke up without the Remnant broke my heart so much.

I’d never shipped Tanguine or anything, but Sanguine’s reaction to losing Tanith was absolutely painful.

Anyway, thank you for asking! :D

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“FOR FUCK SAKE VALKYRIE”

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Transparent Skeleton Detective

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Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?

Nye, probably. (via incorrectspquotes)

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role model

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Well played, Landy. Well played…

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What genre is Skulduggery Pleasant? I keep seeing people talk about them and I know you love them, I think I'm curious enough to consider buying them...

Well it’s children’s/YA. The first few were released in the children’s section but then it moved to teen. It’s fantasy :3 it’s got a skeleton detective, a strong female main character, magic, and characters that are bisexual at leat (Derek said that there is no such thing as 100% when you are 400 years old). It’s funny, sarcastic and will rip your heart out. What more could you want

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When you hear your favourite author has a new book out

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Decided to get married before he went to war

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do you ever have a character you never cared for at first BUT THEN SUDDENLY IT STRIKES YOU LIKE A LIGHTNING BURST AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW GREAT THIS CHARACTER ACTUALLY IS