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broke: the line for the women’s restroom is longer because women take a long time in the bathroom
woke: the line for the men’s restroom is shorter because it has, on average, twice as many places to pee
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“congratulations you’re hired!”
“congratulations you’re approved!”
“congratulations you’re accepted!”
“congratulations you’re promoted!”
is all i want to hear 2019 🥳🤩
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me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we got ghosts
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Detective Pikachu sadly singing the original Pokémon theme song
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Еще одно доказательство того, что коты - это жидкость…
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