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pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute
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Remembering the time a tumblr user told me I should be lynched because I really really like pickles
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a burger is simply a means to an end, it is merely a vessel to carry the pickle
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outside temperature bad inside temperature good
going into a cold place when its warm outside 👍
going into a warm place when its cold outside 👍
going into the cold when its warm inside 👎
going into the warm when its cold inside 👎
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going into a cold place when its warm outside 👍
going into a warm place when its cold outside 👍
going into the cold when its warm inside 👎
going into the warm when its cold inside 👎
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I don’t think summer time should exist
Why?
Mosquitoes
Children are more likely to be in public and i will have to listen to them scream and/or spam Fortnite emotes irl
Too Warm :(
Car cooks me alive when i sit in it
Warm soup is no longer as enjoyable
Warm showers are no longer as enjoyable
Cant sleep piled under 500 blankets anymore
AC is loud
No matter how little blankets i sleep under i still wake up in a puddle of my own sweat
Can we just only have spring and fall please? :(
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I wish i was a lil kitty cat house cat so i could nap 20 hrs a day and layy in sunbeam :(((
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When i have to manually shutoff my computer by long pressing the power button

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I think Costco hot dog is the only true constant in my life
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I don’t remember making this post or what it meant ??????
Guy whos really kinky: Yeah im into CNC
Guy whos really nerdy: I also like Computer Numerical Control!
Guy whos really fishy: 🫧🐠
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Im so addicted to social media that i put off updating social media apps on my phone because i cant scroll while its updating
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What happened to the sound of silence right after sunset? I feel like its changed since I was a kid. The crickets are quiet and the cars are louder, the distant sounds of trains have vanished, even the leaves in the wind dont sound the same. The air tastes less crisp and the rocks beneath my feet hurt more than they used too. The grass is dead and our tree cut down.
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Mama cat gargoyle
Cat with a kitten statue on the roof of the castle of Château de Pierrefonds, France. It was built between 1393-1407.
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