imaybeleith

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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Tumblr Code.

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Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen

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Bucky Barnes breaks my heart so so much I’m going to cry until my body lacks any fluid to keep me alive and I’ll shrivel up into nothingness and the world will forget my name *sucks his dick sorrowfully*

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

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Having a boyfriend is literally free

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yeah

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Girl wearing a collar and leash with a big orange vest that reads "Therapy Dog" cheerfully ordering two cheeseburgers for herself and the socially anxious girl holding the other end of the leash

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything

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Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

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when i post something and ppl reblog i feel like jesus preaching to his disciples