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*wiggles eyebrows* woot, woot, ey?
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overhearing people talking about something u like
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hearing that they talkin shit
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“tell me more, hooman”
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but what if I do
April Fools Coming Up!
Don’t be squidward.
Remember what happened
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Don’t do something that will hurt someone physically and emotionally
Remember
Nobody wants to be a Squidward
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nearly-bossomless Mary
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but that's not eating
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This is a literal invasion
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FIVE OF THEM
FIVE DIFFERENT JULIANS
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boys hands are VERY important to me
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*wipes tears from eyes* so touching..
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“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted
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relatable
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Mom: Talk to me about your problems
Me: I'm just stressed out
Mom: YOU'RE stressed out??! I SPEND ALL DAY ON MY FEET COOKING AND CLEANING AND NOBODY DOES CRAP IN THISE HOUSE EXCEPT FOR ME, and YOU'RE stressed out? You don't have any real problems you're a baby.
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i don't know why u ask useless questions
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call a police
imagine making friends with someone, and you get on really well and become pretty close. you’ve been friends for a few months when they tell you, “i need to show you something.” you watch in awe as they open twitter, log into the account @dril, and make a tweet right before your eyes. what would you do
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