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imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu · 2 months ago

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rosie is

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with my fav gayyyyyyy @imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu · 2 months ago

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dont call me bartemius

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no, it just has some sort of filter thing in it to make it better for ur health

Bought these cuties !

with my fav gayyyyyyy @imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

@luna-rya-lovegood @neville-sucks-at-magic @severus-not-snivellus @bleached-blond-bitch (you should the experience cuz) @behind-bars-baddie @ron-b-weasley @pansies-and-snakes @imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu @ginny-not-ginevra @lupins-luxery-insan1ty

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imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu · 2 months ago

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if we’re going on that logic than ur still a ruthless bully

Mr James Potter

Hello, I’m James Potter, my lovely wife and son have convinced me to get on the internet more and use this funny website

I’m 33 years old and have been married for 14 years to my wonderful wife and my brilliant son is 13

I’m the coach for the falmouth falcons quidditch team

Now let’s get onto the people i know

My family :

@mrs-prongs - Lily, my beautiful wife

@prongs--jr - Harry, my son

@behind-bars-baddie - Sirius, my brother

My friends and people i know from school :

@lupins-luxery-insan1ty - Remus, one of my best friends, now a professor at hogwarts

@ - Peter, my childhood best friend

@that-super-duper-weird-one - Xenophilius, don’t know him too well, went to school with him though

@severus-not-snivellus - Snivellus, weird creep who should not be allowed to be a teacher

@rosiers--and--thorns - Evan

@imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu - Bartemius

@mother-molly-weasley - Molly, a couple of years older than us, lovely woman

My sons friends and acquaintances :

@ron-b-weasley - Ron, his best friend

@walking-talking-dictionary - Hermione, another one of his best friends, reminds me of lily

@ginny-not-ginevra - Ginny

@luna-rya-lovegood - Luna, pandoras child

@betterthanfred @betterthangeorge - The twins

@neville-sucks-at-magic - Neville

@purebloodprincezabini - Blaise

@bleached-blond-bitch - Draco

@angie-jj - Angelina

@pansies-and-snakes - Pansy

@therealoliverwood - Oliver

Others :

@onehundredandsixteen - Dumbledore

@doratonkss1 - Dora

@delacour-petale - Fleur

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imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu · 2 months ago

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I’m not a fucking death eater anymore

Mr James Potter

Hello, I’m James Potter, my lovely wife and son have convinced me to get on the internet more and use this funny website

I’m 33 years old and have been married for 14 years to my wonderful wife and my brilliant son is 13

I’m the coach for the falmouth falcons quidditch team

Now let’s get onto the people i know

My family :

@mrs-prongs - Lily, my beautiful wife

@prongs--jr - Harry, my son

@behind-bars-baddie - Sirius, my brother

My friends and people i know from school :

@lupins-luxery-insan1ty - Remus, one of my best friends, now a professor at hogwarts

@ - Peter, my childhood best friend

@that-super-duper-weird-one - Xenophilius, don’t know him too well, went to school with him though

@severus-not-snivellus - Snivellus, weird creep who should not be allowed to be a teacher

@rosiers--and--thorns - Evan

@imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu - Bartemius

@mother-molly-weasley - Molly, a couple of years older than us, lovely woman

My sons friends and acquaintances :

@ron-b-weasley - Ron, his best friend

@walking-talking-dictionary - Hermione, another one of his best friends, reminds me of lily

@ginny-not-ginevra - Ginny

@luna-rya-lovegood - Luna, pandoras child

@betterthanfred @betterthangeorge - The twins

@neville-sucks-at-magic - Neville

@purebloodprincezabini - Blaise

@bleached-blond-bitch - Draco

@angie-jj - Angelina

@pansies-and-snakes - Pansy

@therealoliverwood - Oliver

Others :

@onehundredandsixteen - Dumbledore

@doratonkss1 - Dora

@delacour-petale - Fleur

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imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu · 2 months ago

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Whatever nymphadora

Bought these cuties !

with my fav gayyyyyyy @imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

@luna-rya-lovegood @neville-sucks-at-magic @severus-not-snivellus @bleached-blond-bitch (you should the experience cuz) @behind-bars-baddie @ron-b-weasley @pansies-and-snakes @imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu @ginny-not-ginevra @lupins-luxery-insan1ty

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imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu · 2 months ago

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don’t fucking call me bartemius, it’s barty

Mr James Potter

Hello, I’m James Potter, my lovely wife and son have convinced me to get on the internet more and use this funny website

I’m 33 years old and have been married for 14 years to my wonderful wife and my brilliant son is 13

I’m the coach for the falmouth falcons quidditch team

Now let’s get onto the people i know

My family :

@mrs-prongs - Lily, my beautiful wife

@prongs--jr - Harry, my son

@behind-bars-baddie - Sirius, my brother

My friends and people i know from school :

@lupins-luxery-insan1ty - Remus, one of my best friends, now a professor at hogwarts

@ - Peter, my childhood best friend

@that-super-duper-weird-one - Xenophilius, don’t know him too well, went to school with him though

@severus-not-snivellus - Snivellus, weird creep who should not be allowed to be a teacher

@rosiers--and--thorns - Evan

@imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu - Bartemius

@mother-molly-weasley - Molly, a couple of years older than us, lovely woman

My sons friends and acquaintances :

@ron-b-weasley - Ron, his best friend

@walking-talking-dictionary - Hermione, another one of his best friends, reminds me of lily

@ginny-not-ginevra - Ginny

@luna-rya-lovegood - Luna, pandoras child

@betterthanfred @betterthangeorge - The twins

@neville-sucks-at-magic - Neville

@purebloodprincezabini - Blaise

@bleached-blond-bitch - Draco

@angie-jj - Angelina

@pansies-and-snakes - Pansy

@therealoliverwood - Oliver

Others :

@onehundredandsixteen - Dumbledore

@doratonkss1 - Dora

@delacour-petale - Fleur

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The 1s that are not filtered are better

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imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu · 2 months ago

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tf u mean “like” a little brother

I am ur little brother

I claim the title

Introduction:

Hello. My name is Narcissa Altair Black. (my friends call me Cissa) If I'm the meanest person you've ever met, you've never met my family. If I'm the nicest person you've ever met... damn, I'm sorry.

About me:

I am 36 years old.

I'm straight. cough cough totally

I don't like muggleborns.

Nicknames are how I show love. If I call you by your legally given first name, I probably don't know you or i don't like you.

I am a Slytherin.

I would die for love my son and I tolerate love my husband.

I have no tolerance for sexism, so shut up and swallow whatever stupid comment you were about to make.

I'm not overly emotional.

Please note that I will never, ever hesitate to tell you to fuck off.

Hobbies: Potions, Bitchcraft, Defense against the Dark Arts, Watercolor Painting, Sketching, Legilimency, Reading, Poetry, Poisoning People Who Piss Me Off.

ooc: this is a rp account, my main account is @siriuslyobsessed394 pls interact <33 no likey? take a hikey!

People I know:

Draco: @blond-deadly-nightshade - My darling son.

Draco's schoolmates:

Hermione: @walking-talking-dictionary - An insufferable know-it-all, according to Draco. (She beat him in OWLS)

Harry: @prongs--jr - Incredibly annoying, according to both my son and my husband. Lily's son. (Draco does talk about him quite a bit, though...)

Ron: @ron-b-weasely - A Weasley. Blood traitor, according to Lucius. Supposedly good at chess, though.

Fred and George: @betterthanfred and @betterthangeorge - More Weasleys. Makers of mischief. They remind me of those group of troublemaking boys from when I was in school.

Ginny: The youngest Weasleys, the only girl, I believe. She seems nice enough.

Luna: @luna-rya-lovegood - My niece, love her to death.

Neville: @neville-sucks-at-magic - Stupid, according to my son, but he can be a bit harsh.

Blaise: @purebloodprincezabini - Used to be a good friend of my son, seems like a very nice boy, would make a good actor.

Fleur: @delacour-petale - Beauxbatons student. She seems very nice.

Angelina: @angie-jj - A gryffindor troublemaker, I've often seen her hanging out with the Weasleys.

Pansy: @pansies-and-snakes - A Slytherin, Lucius thinks she's be a good match for Draco, I think she's a little emotionally unintelligent.

Oliver: @the-real-oliver-wood - Gryffindor Quidditch captain.

My old schoolmates:

Remus: @lupins-luxery-insan1ty - Used to be an excellent Quidditch commentator. Also used to host a study group.

Sirius: @behind-bars-baddie - My darling cousin. He means a lot to me, even though he's as annoying as he was at age 14.

Lily: @mrs-prongs - ...yeah.

Xenophilius: @that-super-duper-weird-one - Luna's father. Reminds me of his late wife.

Barty: @imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu - I love him like a little brother. A really annoying little brother.

Molly: @mother-molly-weasley - How she manages to raise that many children, I'll never know.

Severus: @severus-not-snivellus - Wash your hair, it won't kill you.

Nymphadora: @doratonkss1 - My niece. I see a lot of her mother in her. Love her to death.

Mr. Rosier: @rosiers--and--thorns - My cousin. A bit mean at times, but I like to believe he means well.

Other people:

Dumbledore: @onehundredandsixteen - Used to be my headmaster. My feelings towards him are not entirely pleasant.

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imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu · 2 months ago

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don’t be ridicules Cas,

it’s forks not spoons

DORAAA! EVERYONEEE (hide ur valuables)

She/her mostly, but they/them is totally cool too!

I’m bi. Like, obnoxiously so.

Tripped into an Auror interview once. They still hired me.

Will hex you if you mess with my mum. Or my plants. Or my boots.

halfblood, but honestly who cares? Magic’s for everyone — and if you disagree, I will fight you in a muddy field while wearing glitter.

Hufflepuff and proud, but don’t let that fool you — I will cause problems on purpose.

Neurodivergent chaos™ – probably got diagnosed by tea leaf readings and an over-observant gran. Still counts.

Likes: ✨ bright hair dye, combat boots, hexes that sparkle 🪴 plants, weird magical creatures, loud music, good tea 📚 books with crinkled pages, nose-changing spells, cozy sweaters, late-night broom rides 💛 hugs. but I’ll deny it.

Dislikes: 🧍‍♂️ stuck-up purists 😤 people who say Hufflepuffs are boring 🔪 emotional vulnerability (but I’m working on it) 🪑 chairs I trip over

Cool people I like or tolerate:

@bleached-blond-bitch - Cousin. Surprisingly not awful. We’re working on it.

@behind-bars-baddie - Sirius, lives up to the hype. Kinda unhinged. Love it

@lupins-luxery-insan1ty - Remus. Bookish. Broody. Probably needs a nap. Would trust him with my life tho

@prongs--jr - Harry!! He’s like a tiny reckless problem child I never asked for

@walking-talking-dictionary - Hermione! Actual genius. Also lowkey terrifying in a good way

@betterthanfred - Fred. Certified disaster. Best prank ideas

@betterthangeorge - George. Surprisingly the less insane twin. Only slightly.

@ron-b-weasley - Ron! Solid bloke, also chaos-attractant

@ginny-not-ginevra - Ginny! Love her to bits 🦋

@luna-rya-lovegood - Luna 🦋 she’s brilliant. Literal starlight

@onehundredandsixteen - Headmaster. Literally the cryptid in charge. Smells like lemon drops and generational trauma. Has seen the void and made it write a school curriculum.

@mrs-prongs - Lily!!! Beautiful, terrifying, would hex a Ministry official with perfect eyeliner.

@imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu - Barty. Chaos in a suit. Probably has a secret room full of cursed spoons.

@rosiers--and--thorns - Evan Rosier. Grew straight out of a gothic poem. Insults people like it’s foreplay.

@mother-molly-weasley – Molly. Literal mom of the year. Has threatened to kill me with a wooden spoon and I believe her.

@angie-jj - Possibly the only person keeping the twins from spontaneously combusting.

@pansies-and-snakes - Looks like she owns 47 types of perfume and 3 exes in Azkaban.

@purebloodprincezabini - Blaise. Rich, mysterious, pretty

@severus-not-snivellus - Once called me “a hazard in boots.” Still not sure if it was an insult or a nickname.

@that-super-duper-weird-one - Spoke to a cloud once and it changed his life. Keeps offering me enchanted soup

@neville-sucks-at-magic - I trust him with my life and my houseplants.

@delacour-petale - I would fight for her, die for her, AND let her call me a mess in French

@the-real-oliver-wood - I think he sleeps in a locker room.

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a dead body is very different than a thirteen year old darling.

Introduction Post - Everybody Lives AU

My name is Evan Rosier.

I work as a mortician, and run a funeral home.

I am 33 years years old.

People I know:

Barty Crouch Jr. @imbetterthanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu: My husband of 13 years. I love him very much.

Xenophilius Lovegood. @that-super-duper-weird-one: He is my brother-in-law (assuming Pandora Rosier). We are close. Odd but kind.

Severus Snape. @severus-not-snivellus: Knew him in school and in the Death Eaters. Talented, but don't know him well.

Sirius Black. @behind-bars-baddie: We went to school together. The only thing I like about him, is his bike.

Remus Lupin. @lupins-luxery-insan1ty: We went to school together. He keeps the wild dog tamed.

Lily Evans. @mrs-prongs: We went to school together. She became a bit famous due to her son's defeat of the Lord.

Molly Weasley. @mother-molly-weasley Vaguely know of her existence. Has many children.

Albus Dumbledore. @onehundredandsixteen: Headmaster of Hogwarts. We have not spoken.

Luna Lovegood. @luna-rya-lovegood: My niece. I love her very much. I tried to be around for her, because of her mother's absence.

Blaise Zabini. @purebloodprincezabini: I'm friends with his mother. She is running funerals for her late husbands, quite often. A remarkable woman. Met Blaise at some of the funerals.

Draco Malfoy. @blond-deadly-nightshade: Cousin through my aunt Druella. He seems alright. See him in the newspaper with his parents a lot.

Pansy Parkinson. @pansies-and-snakes: A friend of Draco I believe. Don't know much.

Harry Potter. @prongs--jr: Famous child. Ended the Lord's reign. Complicated feelings, but most are not positive.

George Weasley. @betterthanfred: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Fred Weasley. @betterthangeorge: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Ginny Weasley. @ginny-not-ginevra: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Ron Weasley. @ron-b-weasley: Don't know who that is. I'm guessing a redhead.

Hermione Granger. @walking-talking-dictionary: I've heard Draco complaining about the Mudblood scoring higher than him in certain fields. That is about it.

Neville Longbottom. @neville-sucks-at-magic: Oh that last name is familiar. I.. hate my dear cousin Bellatrix, for ruining his parents.. Poor child..

Fleur Delacour. @delacour-petale: Never met.

Angelina Johnson. @angie-jj: Never met.

Oliver Wood. @the-real-oliver-wood: Never met.

#Ooc: although Harry is probs dead inside anyways

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I didn’t think it applied with human FUCKING beings