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Tsukishima is the kid that says “present” instead of “here.”

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hello !! if you're accepting requests could u write about being best friends w iwaoi ? ty !! <3

Yesss!

Best Friends w/ IwaOi

Everyone wants in to ur circle, but you guys are like a freaking iron triangle.

The best is when someone comes up to any of you and try to suck up while putting another person down.

“Y/n!!! Wanna hang out? Away from them…?”

And they’re in the corner like damn okay

“There’s ur best friend” whenever that person comes around you again

But that doesn’t happen too often because Oikawa and Iwaizumi are

- Popular

- Giant

- Scary as SHIT

So you guys just go along your merry way most of the time.

Movie night consists of scary alien movies.

Oikawa can’t sit through the scary part and Iwaizumi can’t sit through the alien part. Honestly, watching the two of them emote is the movie for you.

“Can both of you put a sock in it before I rip the chords out of the TV?”

“Y/n, it’s not my fault Tooru’s being a bit-“

You also go to the gym together. Both to practice volleyball and just to work out.

Except Iwaizumi is that person fighting their demons in the gym so you and Oikawa just laugh at him in rage mode.

“Do you even lift bro? 🤭”

“If you’re just gonna bother me, go away 👹”

“Tooru you signed up for that one.”

Also, if someone fucks with you, forget about it.

They will not come within a five mile radius of you ever again.

Most of the time they don’t even have to beat anyone up. They death stare and it’s over.

Plus they have a group of ten other giant men that have spent their whole lives training to hit things as hard as they can.

And they know that because volleyball is one of about two good sports at Seijoh 😭

So…that’s that.

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Iwaizumi and Oikawa With Your Toxic Ex

I’m just gonna drop this and run away. I love writing realistic y/n😭. Also my ask box is open if you wanna give me some ideas

Iwaizumi Hajime

You’re in the shower.

He’s playing toca boca hair salon 3 on your phone because its 3.99 and he isn’t willing to sacrifice his pride that much.

But it’s fun as hell, as he defends relentlessly.

Just don’t tell the team.

He’s in the middle of dying his newest customer’s hair when your phone gets a snap message.

He is ab to swipe it away because he trusts you and respects your privacy

But it’s the same boy spamming, and he notices the contact is labeled “dickwad”

And then he’s checking to see who it is.

He opens up a text thread to see a bunch of messages from a random dude, dating back to seven months ago. You haven’t responded to any of them.

Well, you guys have been dating for six months.

The thread is filled with “pls baby come back”

“I’m sorry”

And then morphing into things like “you’re just a bitch anyways.”

Hajime is laughing to himself. This is gonna be good.

He snaps a picture.

how about you get a life and stop bothering them before I kick your ass?

“Now why would you send that 💀”

“Shut the fuck up”

Oikawa Tooru

He literally does not have the time in his day to deal with fucking idiots

So he is not exactly thrilled when he turns the corner and finds some rando chatting you up in the hallway.

You look incredibly annoyed with the boy from the start, and as his tone gets whinier, Tooru gets more pissed off.

Because who the hell is this? Trying to compete with fucking Oikawa Tooru?

Not gonna work, bestie!

You see him walking up to the two of you, and immediately start laughing

Because it’s just so funny to see him so irritated at someone for your sake.

“I’ve been looking for you y/n… what is that.”

That’s it. You’re done. Your ex has begun glaring daggers at Tooru, and that is it.

“I’m *ex name*. And you?”

“None of your business.”

Tears. Actual tears.

“Tooru, this is my ex. *ex name,* this is Tooru. He’s not an asshole to me!”

“Yeah, but he’s an asshole to everyone else?”

“Nah, I’m only an asshole when assholes asshole first.”

“Wh-“

“No one asked you!”

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Hello! I was wondering if you can do some hc for the pretty setter squad, how would they act if, while they are playing volleyball with the girlfriend and friends, they hit her pretty hard with a strong service?

This concept is genius, assjuice4ever.

Pretty Setter Squad Hitting their S/O with their Serve

Oikawa Tooru

OHHHH NAHHHHH

On the weekends, the Seijoh gym is open, and there are a couple volleyball nets

Sometimes Tooru takes you and his friends to pass the ball around

And every damn time he gets mad.

“No…PASS THE BALL-“

Like, this guy runs on a short volleyball fuse. If you suck, you suck.

Go away

“Except for you, y/n!”

“…bitch?”

Anyways, every time, his friends tell him not to get competitive.

But this is Tooru you’re talking about.

So before you know it, you’re getting pounded by a volleyball straight to the stomach. And you flop over like an inflatable noodle.

My man is over there in SECONDS. All his friends are giving him dirty looks and he feels SO BAD.

You sit out for a couple minutes and laugh at Tooru’s guilt-volleyball.

He free balls it into the net.

Is an absolute angel to you for the rest of the night, though.

Kageyama Tobio

Claims it isn’t his fault that you got walloped in the head.

You, a defensive specialist holding a state championship, wanted him to serve the ball deep.

And deeps balls are not exactly Kageyama’s strong suitTHATS WHAT SHE SAID

But you needed to get some repetition before you went to practice the following day.

Kageyama normally just rips the ball anywhere he wants, but it’s so hard it just lands in the middle.

So he had to take a little force out of it

And it accidentally went veering past the back line, straight at your forehead.

For a second he doesn’t know if you’re laughing or crying

Because you could have a concussion but that was also really fucking funny.

“Y/N, OH MY GOD.”

“AH HA AH HA HÆ”

“?”

Sighs in relief when you fold over laughing but makes sure you know how many fingers you’re holding up.

Kozume Kenma

In hindsight he could have used a little more common sense 😭

He told you (a person that had literally never touched a volleyball in their natural life) that his serve wasn’t that hard.

“WELL MAYBE TO A VOLLEYBALL PLAYER”

His serve is a flat serve, and it can be deadly.

But in comparison to Kuroo’s and Yamamoto’s, his didn’t seem that bad.

It slaps you right in the arm, and makes a terrifying-sounding thwack. 

“ohhhh 😬”

And you do that thing that all new volleyball players do and freak out.

“KENMA MY ARM IS LITERALLY RED RN”

“uh…that’s what happens…i guess”

“LITERALLY DIE”

You settle yourselves with passing the ball back and forth

Kenma doesn’t have the energy for much more than that

But it is chill for a little while

Akaashi Keiji

You, a libero

Were practicing with Akaashi, a setter

On your guys’ serve receive.

Short serves are not really your thing, so Akaashi is sending a few of them over.

Let’s preface this with the fact that Akaashi missed half the serves he tried to put in front of the ten foot line.

“Babe, you can scoot up if you want”

“…no.”

He is consistent as hell normally, but he doesn’t really know how to serve a really short ball.

So when one finally trickles over the net, you lunge for it as fast as you can, but the ball is already on the ground.

And you’re still flying across the court.

You end up rolling right over the volleyball (which is painful on its own) and end up with a scorching floor burn on top of that.

“SHIT.”

“Damn-“

“KEIJI.”

You end up hobbling back to your feet, grabbing the ball…

And launching that motherfucker right back into his face.

That was the smack heard ‘round the world

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Masterlist

My old one was getting a little confusing…feel free to send in a request, just check out my requesting rules first!

Karasuno

Nekoma

Aoba Johsai

Shiratorizawa

Fukurodani

Inarizaki

Mini-headcanon-things

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Karasuno

Whole team

Karasuno’s Worst Fears

Karasuno’s Love Languages

Karasuno Mini-Golfing

Daichi

Haikyuu Captains at an Amusement Park

Sugawara

OiSuga headcanons

Pretty Setter Squad with an S/O on their Period

Asahi

Haikyuu Boys with a Trans S/O Part 2

Tanaka

EnnoTana headcanons

Ennoshita

EnnoTana headcanons

EnnoHaba headcanons

Yamaguchi

OsaYama headcanons

Getting Yelled at in Front of you

Reacting to S/O Making Varsity

Kageyama

S/O that Needs Assistance with Stairs

Pretty Setter Squad with an S/O on their Period

S/O with Eczema

Getting Yelled at in Front of you

Winter Break with S/O

Pretty Setter Squad Hitting their S/O in the Head

Hinata

TsukkiHina headcanons

Getting Yelled at in Front of you

Tsukishima

Third Gym Squad with a Theater Kid S/O

S/O that Needs Assistance with Stairs

TsukkiHina headcanons

S/O with Eczema

Fake Period Products Prank

Getting Yelled at in Front of you

Winter Break with S/O

Yachi

Reacting to S/O Making Varsity

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Nekoma

Whole team

Nekoma’s Patronuses

Kuroo

Third Gym Squad with a Theater Kid S/O

OiKuroo headcanons

Volleyball Player S/O who Overworked

Fake Period Product Prank

Haikyuu Captains at an Amusement Park

Kenma

S/O that Needs Assistance with Stairs

Pretty Setter Squad with an S/O on their Period

Pretty Setter Squad Hitting their S/O with a Serve

Fukunaga

FukuTora headcanons

Taketora

FukuTora headcanons

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Aoba Johsai

Whole team

When Someone Insults Seijoh

Oikawa

What Hogwarts House Would Oikawa Be In?

OiSuga headcanons

OiKuroo headcanons

Pretty Setter Squad with an S/O on their Period

First Dates with the Seijoh Four

Valentine’s Day headcanons

Comforting S/O with School

Haikyuu Captains at an Amusement Park

Reacting to S/O Making Varsity

Comforting an S/O with an ACL Injury

Winter Break with S/O

Hitting their S/O in the Head with a Serve

With Your Toxic Ex

IwaOi as Your Best Friends

Iwaizumi

First Dates with the Seijoh Four

Valentine’s Day headcanons

Comforting an S/O with an ACL Injury

With Your Toxic Ex

IwaOi as Your Best Friends

Yahaba

KyouHaba headcanons

EnnoHaba headcanons

Kyoutani

KyouHaba headcanons

Hanamaki

First Dates with the Seijoh Four

Matsukawa

First Dates with the Seijoh Four

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Shiratorizawa

Whole team

Shiratorizawa reacting to “1v1 me”

Tendou

Volleyball Player S/O who Overworked

Ushijima

Haikyuu Captains at an Amusement Park

Haikyuu Boys with a Trans S/O Part 2

Ushijima with an S/O that has OCD and Anxiety

Ushijima Comforting a Volleyball Injured S/O

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Fukurodani

Bokuto

Third Gym Squad with a Theater Kid S/O

BokuAka headcanons

Comforting S/O with School

Fake Period Product Prank

Haikyuu Captains at an Amusement Park

Haikyuu Boys with a Trans S/O Part 2

Akaashi

Third Gym Squad with a Theater Kid S/O

Pretty Setter Squad with an S/O on their Period

BokuAka headcanons

Comforting S/O with School

Volleyball Player S/O that Overworked

Fake Period Product Prank

Reacting to S/O Making Varsity

Pretty Setter Squad Hitting their S/O with a Serve

Komi

SaruKonoKomi headcanons

Konoha

SaruKonoKomi headcanons

Sarukui

SaruKonoKomi headcanons

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Inarizaki

Atsumu

Reacting to S/O Making Varsity

Osamu

OsaYama headcanons

Comforting S/O with School

Comforting S/O who has an ACL Injury

Kita

S/O with Eczema

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fine then. can i request hq ppl reacting to their so hitting the ball under the net or to the opposite wall

Boy do I know a lot about missing serves 💔

Haikyuu Boys After You Miss a Serve

Starts laughing at you when the ball hits your hand wrong and goes zooming across the court, under the net. “Babe…over the net next time.” Oikawa, Osamu, Tendou, Kuroo

Flinches when the ball goes flying into the back wall. You really put your all into that one, damn 😭. Tsukishima, Shirabu, KAGEYAMA.

Is genuinely upset for you that you missed your serve. Like, no big deal, but kind of a bummer. Yamaguchi (an empath), Hinata, Lev, Atsumu

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Ida on tumblr? 🤨

Hi I'm sorry I just had a thought about the dating hot Manager thing

How would kuroo react to hot Manager dating kenma

-pixie

Kuroo reacting to kenma dating nekoma’s manager

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it was a long day for the nekoma team, they had 2 scrimmages one after another

luckily they had won both of them in straight sets

even still the whole team was tired

everyone knows when you’re tired you let your guard down

as the team manager you had been working hard the entire day taking stats, cheering, scouting, cheering some more

you thought it would be totally fine to run and give kenma a hug after they had won their second game

the rest of the team was too tired to take notice of their manager giving their setter a prolonged hug and went off to the locker room

but kuroo was like “wtf”

tbh he’s a weirdo so after the scrimmage he walked with the two of you to kenma’s house

since they live close to each other kuroo stayed around to see what y’all would do

this man climbed into a tree to see inside kenma’s room

and when he saw y’all cuddling and shit this guy let out a scream and fell from the tree

when kenma came to investigate he only groaned when he saw his friend on the ground rubbing his head

luckily no one was injured

after he recovered kuroo gave kenma a congratulations and then an obnoxious speech about using protection and the struggles of STD’s

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bro i haven’t written in so long-

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New Years Kisses with the Haikyuu Boys

(It’s also the end of my one year tumblr anniversary. Yay.)

Full on movie kiss, in the middle of a group of people. Everyone starts cheering because it’s New Years, but you’re too busy kissing Oikawa, Kuroo, or Atsumu.

You happen to be on different sides of the room when people start counting down from ten. You look at each other, look at the TV, and start bolting towards each other, only to basically smack your face into Bokuto, Goshiki, Yamaguchi, or Yachi.

Totally forgot you were even supposed to kiss until other people started doing it. Just a happy New Years peck from Kageyama, Daichi, Akaashi, and Iwaizumi.

“I’m not doing that 😁” Tsukishima, Osamu, Kenma, Sakusa.

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Haikyuu Boys on Winter Break With Their S/O!

Been a minute…but I have a week and a half to do whatever I want :).

Oikawa Tooru

I feel like it’s been established that Oikawa Tooru is the most Pinterest-y bf of them all

He has a list of fun winter things to do with you

From ice-skating to making cookies, he’s got it allll planned out

One particular day, he sees these marshmallow snowmen with little pretzel sticks for arms and he immediately sends it to you.

You’re over at his house half an hour later, and you set off to the grocery store to find the ingredients

However, there is one fatal flaw in your plan: a nationwide marshmallow shortage.

So…you have to improvise a little bit. That’s okay! Everybody has to once in a while.

You guys very confidently buy rice crispy cereal, and get all the way home before realizing…

“Tooru, we need fucking marshmallows for rice crispy treats.”

“Dammit”

So the marshmallow snowmen have been redesigned into cookie snowmen.

All pretty much goes smoothly from there, and the cookies end up more or less presentable to the media.

You make a Tooru-cookie and he makes a Y/N-cookie and it’s all very cute

But you’re never letting yourselves into a grocery store again because you have to actually eat the cereal now.

Tsukishima Kei

Every single winter break before he met you had been his emo, post midterm burnout recovery period.

Which consisted of him staying holed up in his room for the entirety of the break, reading, binge watching, and having no social interaction whatsoever.

You have very little problems with this, because you spend your break in a similar way.

But, you do create a list of movies you want to watch with him.

In the morning, you wake up and go over to his house, awkwardly say hi to Akiteru, and go up to his room.

You start off with the old movies from the 70’s. Kei does not appreciate the age as much as you do, but does admit that they are fun to watch.

Then horror movies, which you hate but Kei loves.

He had to start off small because you did not make it 20 minutes through A Quiet Place

But I mean he knows exactly what he’s doing when he puts on “It” and wraps his arm around your shoulder.

Your entire face his practically in his armpit before you realize.

“Kei, are you trying to wear the pants in this relationship rn”

“Yeah”

“We’re done with horror movies”

Kageyama Tobio

Man never stops the grind so he’s at the gym every day of break

The only one who actually adheres to the conditioning instructions given by coach Ukai.

You really would be a more worried about him if you didn’t know how antsy he gets when he doesn’t get active.

But he does find ample time to spend with you over the break.

Ice skating is always something he reluctantly does, because he doesn’t want to compromise his volleyball playing machine of a body

But it’s also very fun for him

He used to ice skate all the time with his sister, so he knows how to operate on ice skates

You…not so much

I mean, you’re mediocre at it. You can stand up, maybe shimmy a few feet forward, but that’s it.

So you get the whole “just stick your feet outwards more” spiel, and off you go.

He thought he was going slow, but after going one full lap around you, he figured that patience was a virtue

You’re pretty good at the end, and you finally figured out how to be mobile on the ice.

So he grabs your hand and for the last few minutes of your ticket time, you skate in circles together.

Everything is going so well. It’s so fun and nice until-

WHOMP

Tobio got absolutely bodied by a fourth grader going forty miles an hour on the ice and slid clear across the rink

Luckily, he hurt his pride more than he hurt himself 😭

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POV: You’re Iwaizumi watching Oikawa getting yelled at by his mother otw to a tournament

“I HAVE A WATER BOTTLE MOM”

“IS IT THE BLUE ONE?”

“YES”

“THATS TOO SMALL YOURE GONNA DIE.”

“ILL BE FINE”

“NO YOU W-FINE. DIE OF DEHYDRATION.”

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oh m gee bestie bae. i reQuest hQ boys when someone hurts their ACL :))))))))))))))) totally not from personal experience at aLl

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haikyuu boys with an s/o that hurt their ACL

Oikawa Tooru

He wears a brace for his knee because he has some ligament pain

Well, every vb player does at some point, no big deal

But he has no idea the amount of agony you’re in when you fall and don’t get back up

All he hears is your coach say “oh shit” and he is up faster than a middle hits a 1 ball

You can’t walk on it, you can’t put any pressure on it

And Tooru’s mind is going a mile a minute trying to figure out what to say

Because he really hopes it isn’t what he thinks it is

But when you get an MRI scan, it’s true

You’ve sprained your anterior cruciate ligament

And you’re out for the rest of your school season

You are crushed, but he’s there for you every step of the way

Physical therapy, constant rest, ice, compression, elevation, he’s there to help with all of it

You better believe that he’s the loudest one in the crowd when you step on that court again

And you got a matching brace out of it :)

(A/n): im getting flamed for that one

Iwaizumi Hajime

Mr. Athletic trainer knows exactly what happened because he saw it happen

Sure, he hasn’t found a job yet, but that doesn’t mean he can’t do a little research at Seijoh

Your knee buckled just as you went to dig a ball, and his fucking life flashed before his eyes because that was definitely your ACL

“Y/n, do you think it’s your ACL?”

Yeah, he gets a glare from your mom after that one because you’re sobbing

BUT you can hobble around after, so he’s a little relieved

When you get the call, he’s not really surprised

He helps with wrapping techniques

Proceeds to get yelled at by your mom and your coach and your actual athletic trainer

And just sticks to bringing you ice packs after that

But he can help with the mental part of recovery

When you desperately want to go to a clinic, just to even touch a volleyball, he bars you from it

When you need to be understood, he listens

And when you need to bitch about fucking Marie Antoinette taking your spot on the court, he can bitch with you

Because guess who doesn’t really like her either-

Lol she yelled at him one time because you two were peppering

“Y/n, stop peppering RIGHT NOW or I’m telling coach that I want to play ds all game.”

“She’s just-“

“DID I ASK YOU?”

Miya Osamu

It’s a long distance relationship for you two because you go to a different school 😔

But the first text he gets about it looks a little something like this:

And he’s like oh my fucking god

And he facetimes you right away

The next time you see each other, it’s at his house with his mom and his brother

You can hobble around, but you do come on crutches

So that makes him extra cautious

You seem like you’re pretty okay though. Not in good enough shape to play, but good enough to make a fast recovery

You explain that you’re gonna get an MRI scan, and then you spend the rest of the night arguing about what that #10 kid from Miyagi hits

“It is obviously a slide. He runs all the way to the pin!”

“No, but his footwork is wrong. He jumps off two feet.”

“Well, he’s a first year.”

“So?”

Anyways, he has no real way to gage your emotions after you leave, so he assumes you’re taking it as well as one possibly could

Until you call him crying about how your teammates are yelling at you to help carry the net poles

And he’s like…but you’re injured??

And ur like yeah

And he wants to go strangle mode but unfortunately that’s frowned upon in Japan

He doesn’t know when he is gonna see you next in the near future, so he goes on his secret tumblr and writes x reader posts about you 💔

(A/n): no homo