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I love calling stuff "the greatest thing since sliced bread" while replacing "greatest" with a different superlative that makes no sense to be used to refer to sliced bread. like, a really good joke? that's the funniest thing since sliced bread
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someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit
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everyone is always like the female praying mantis is a scary man-eater femme fatale and nobody is ever like male praying mantis is a freak. a true Society moment
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a little bit of dinner in my life
a little bit of mah boi by my side
a little bit of spaghetti is all i need
a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see
a little bit of pingas in the sun
a little bit of pootis all night long
a little bit of lamp oil here i am
a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.
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In 2012, NASA moved the space shuttle Endeavour through the streets of Los Angeles to the California Science Center.
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@rhys-phyre
saw a post on here that made me genuinely ask myself, “wait, is fluttershy bourgeois?” i need to lie down
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i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so
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