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Someone: Arthur almost died. There must be a Traitor among us! I think it’s Merlin!!
Elyan: Impossible.
Percival: Absolutely not.
Gwaine: If it is Merlin, we would know.
Someone: How so?
Lancelot: Then Arthur wouldn’t be almost dead.
Leon: Arthur would be dead for sure.
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Every time a guy wears a skirt a homophobe dies pass it on
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Practicing my hues and values with my two fave kids! 💛❤️
This one is also on my RedBubble! ☺️
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The mindscape is a fun place ❤️💛
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Magical orb that puts a crime count on everyone's head (while Arthur is king), counting the crimes based on the established laws. (Crime count in brackets)
Gwaine (127): this is an outrage
Arthur(3): I am as distraught as you
Gwaine (127): no, no. You don't get to say that! I've worked my whole life on this crime count and I've got less than THEM?
Merlin (847): *crosses arms* protecting Arthur comes with a cost. What I don't get.... Is THIS!!!!
Lancelot (1084): I can explain
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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emojis are dead eyed and soulless yet their only purpose is to convey emotion. how did people fuck this up so badly??
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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
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Bothering the beast
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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
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