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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

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lines that have made me React.

literally just. lines that i've seen on tumblr or twitter or instagram or television that have made me react in a wide range of ways!

" why is it called creepypasta and not fettucine afraido? "

" my best feature is that i'm blindingly intelligent for about thirty seconds a day. "

" if you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single day. "

" if i crashed into the ocean, i would simply not drown. rip to steve rogers but i'm different. "

" in my defense your honor i had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil. "

" no offense to myself but what the fuck am i actually doing. "

" someone said to me, god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. this whole time i never even asked to be in the army. "

" how do they know an animal is extinct like?? you looked everywhere?? "

" just like regular ballet except everyone is holding a sword! "

" unlike my wife/husband/partner, i expect you not to cheat. "

" against my best wishes, i have been shot. "

" no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath. "

" and what i really intended to say in the end remains unsaid. "

" astrology is more real than the stock market. "

" ladies and gentlemen, balls of anxiety of all ages... "

" actually, life is beautiful and i have time. "

" this world may be cruel but i'm still kickin'. "

" what if, and hear me out, people DO love you? "

" hope is a dangerous thing. "

" i want to go home. "

" i did not kill him/her/them, but i wish that i had. "

" we don't have to stay here... "

" this tastes........... unlucky to me. "

" what in the actual fuckily duckily. "

" i will not eat one IOTA of shit! "

" you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies. "

" do what you must, for i have already won. "

" ten grand??? for a baby?! "

" everyone knows that putin made a pocket-sized russia. "

" things are going to be difficult. but you are going to be difficulter. "

" ted just be letting anyone talk. "

" in his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy. "

" NESSIE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY CHINESE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS AND IS BEING KEPT-- "

" i wonder when the bermuda triangle stopped working. not a lot of drama there anymore. "

" no wonder the ice caps are melting, i'm fucking HOT! "

" dumplings imply the existence of one large dumple. "

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All my favorite very ace-spec moments in AFTG

from the top of my head. I do own the books so I will sometimes quote directly from them.

“I don’t swing. Can we go play exy now?”

When he looks away while Allison and Seth are kissing and thinks about his confusion over Allison and Seth’s relationship and how it works.

When that poor Vixen tries to flirt with him:

“I can give you my number,“ Marissa said. Neil didn’t remember asking for it at any point that night. Neil: "What for?” Marissa: “I would like to get to know you better. I think we could have a lot of fun together, just the two of us. You’re very interesting, Neil.” Neil: “I wouldn’t call you. I socialize with the Foxes or not at all.”

Neil: “Why don’t you like women.” Nicky: “they’re too soft.” Neil: thinks about all the hard-ass women he knows. “no they aren’t?” Nicky: no I meant literally.

Nicky: “Exy can’t love you back.” Neil: “So?”

“Why does Roland think you’re tying me down?” Roland is talking about sex but Neil completely misses that and when Andrew tries to clarify (not really), still doesn’t explicitly use the word sex so Neil is still confused.

“That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you.” The world tilted a little bit sideways. Neil dug his shoes harder into the floor so he wouldn’t fall over. “You like me.”

Neil in no way considering Andrew as an option until Andrew kisses him and he’s like (italicized) oh and then goes full flirt mode.

Neil watching all of the male players exercising after the kiss to test if he’s attracted to them and finding he is not. I’ve done this.

Neil not feeling the sexual tension AT ALL and Andrew throwing a beer cap at him to get his attention so they can make out.

"It’s a waste of time and money. They’ll all lose. I’ve said all year I don’t swing and I meant it. Kissing you doesn’t make me look at any of them differently. The only one I’m interested in is you.” THIS. THIS WHOLE THING.

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I'll be your Valentine

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One of my favourite scenes 💔 Any moment Andrew touches Neil I’m just like:😱🤫😱

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SHE.

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Don’t cry because its over

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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If You “Don’t See Color,” You’re Problematic Too

You say you don’t see color.

So you must not see my plight.

You say you don’t see color―meaning you ignore my fight.

You don’t see my race, then you don’t see me racing.

Colorblind and blind to the microagressions that have shaped my pride.

You think you’re an ally.

But “racist slurs” become “epithets” and “vulgar remarks.”

I see your fear as you hide in the dark,

pretending to be unaware under the guise of acceptance.

Please listen, I really need you to get this.

Let this be shown, and known, and heard:

If you see me in color and treat me as human, like I deserve―

sensitive to my diffences but acknowledgement I’m the same―

You’re a true ally and I thank you for not hiding in your shame.

✌🏾

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My brains is so strong. Holy shit another  THOUGHT IS COMINGGGGG HHHH RAHHHHHHHHHGHHGHGG

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good night & sweet dreams to people who haven’t gotten that tattoo yet, people wearing sweaters even if it’s still too warm, people w/ crooked noses, teenagers who don’t know yet how much better things will be, people who prefer not to use emojis bc the eyes look like they’re watching u from any angle, anyone who uses mouthwash bc brushing every night is hard, people who are kind when society tells them kindness is unnecessary, people who use subtitles, anyone who did that one specific ritual i TOLD you not to do i TOLD you the invocation would have dire consequences and now LOOK at the state of the world, what have you done sweet jesus what have you done, people who foster pets, and that one lady i made out with during a 2018 halloween party who told me i had “tiny eyes but they see too many things” and then kissed my nose before wandering off to find a bathroom. i hope you all get a good night’s sleep, please know i am watching 

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Love is?

What is love? how do you define it? Wine it, dine it, or 69 it? Treat ‘em mean to keep 'em keen? Or sell your soul for a jellybean, Will familiarity breed contempt? And will you ask what “I love you” meant? Or will you be fine and appreciated? Or for your sins be loved and hated? Only time will show, all is well, What is love? can nobody tell?

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Creepy Girl

I like the creepy girl, who lives down the lane. I like her soft spoken voice and her long curly mane. I like the weird poems she scrawls in her books. I like the way other girls give her mean nasty looks. I like the t-shirts of punk bands she wears. I like that she talks in curses and swears.

I like that I’m told that she is up to no good. Know what I’d be up to? Why, no good (if I could).

I like her pale skin, and the fingernails she chews. I like how she wears boots, instead of new shoes.

I like that she skips gym, and reads on the bus. And when she sees me staring, she doesn’t raise a fuss.

Oh creepy girl, you give me such joy. I wonder If I could, be your creepy boy?

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Over the mountains, And over the waves, Over the fountains, And under the graves; Over the floods that are deepest, Which do Neptune obey; Over the rocks that are steepest, Love will find out the way. 

(Thomas Percy)

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الحب سماء لا تمطر غير الاحلام … 

- عبدالعزيز جويدة

Love is a sky that rains nothing but dreams ..