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Those requests are getting serious. I was asked to draw takemura taking "gay test"

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Lordy

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i had a vision

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When im in a whitewashing competition and my opponent is a Benny or Butch fan

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thinking of homosexual thoughts of boone, kissing arcade...

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Took a wrong turn somewhere

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finally back into twilight (which is what got me onto tumblr forever ago) in the COMPLETELY wrong season. girl its the beginning of summer what are we doing.

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“how could ANYONE EVER think jacob was BETTER for bella?!?!! did we read the same books” girl we DID read the same books and the pasty faced immortal you seem to worship literally admitted out loud at least twice that jacob WAS better for bella

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every time someone defends the cullen’s treatment of the pack an angel falls into the arctic ocean and gets impaled by a narwhal

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lowkey fucking hate twilight, genuine hate love relationship with it…cause wtf is that ending..

Me watching Jacob involuntarily imprint on Range Rover…knowing he is now shackled to the decaying colonizing racists that destroyed the lives of his community and his best friend/true love and his free will and life forever lost to the demon baby, meaning he can never move on and LIVE LIKE A NORMAL TEENAGE BOY…

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if u didn’t get that bella and jacob were in love u just didn’t read the books like post-edward and pre-jacob phasing they literally spend every single day together after school & on weekends for weeks, bella instantly feels lighter around jacob, he literally brings her out of her zombified stupor, they don’t just work on the bikes they also just hang out & do homework & eat dinner together, they go hiking every week to look for the meadow, they hold hands randomly all the time even before jacob does his little half-confession AFTER he’s been getting vibes from her for weeks, he treads lightly based on her reactions & her words, she’s literally saying all the time she loves him & always wants to be around him but she “can’t” bc of edward’s memory or whatever bc she thinks she’s fucking broken beyond repair & if edward had never come back she would’ve eventually realized she wasn’t & jacob would’ve waited patiently for her if that’s what she wanted which is what he does in new moon until she tells him she’s turning in eclipse & that flips everything on its head they make me so sad

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I hate Smeyer for many reasons but mostly for her blatant native racism. Not only did she write a story about a real Native American tribe and misrepresent their culture and in doing so create real ramifications for them (while not offering a single dime to help them after the damage she caused), but her entire story hinges on racist and classist tropes.

The wolf pack are treated so terribly by her writing. They’re also sexualized and objectified by her despite them being teenage boys, the youngest of them by Breaking Dawn being like 12-13. They’re literally just a bunch of traumatized kids that she says look like 25 year old men, and the only reason she did that was so she could write about them naked all the time and shit

She wrote them as aggressive predators who harm women, despite her own writing contradicting this very thing, seeing as their sole purpose for existing is to protect the sanctity of human life.

She writes about Jacob assaulting Bella, about Sam tearing up Emily’s face, about them being unable to handle rejection and becoming violent and incapable of controlling themselves specifically around women. It’s a disgusting stereotype she plays with. She writes about them as if they have no right to their anger, despite their lives being intruded upon by a bunch of white colonizer vampires lol. The Cullens are quite literally the entire reason they shift into wolves at all. The Cullens don’t have to live there, they just choose to, even knowing that they are uprooting and destroying their lives by doing so.

And she writes it as if the native characters are the villains in all this. She ends her story quite literally enslaving Jacob to his canonical oppressors. He ends up having zero bodily autonomy and no mind of his own. He becomes forever bound to the Cullens and to the girl he loved who is no longer her but an undead demonic thing.

It actually pisses me off so bad lmao

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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how fnv companions feel when u only use them to carry inventory..

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ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

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tenmartha // love ridden by fiona apple