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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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The amount of people who don’t bike bc they r don’t know how to put their bike on the bus is so sad to me. Ask the driver ! Many bus drivers are very kind and will show u ! It’s easy !

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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fairytales which tell you to be both kind and clever fairytales that say to be kind is to be clever and to be clever is to be kind fairytales that say the cleverest thing you can ever do is choose kindness and that cruelty or thoughtlessness are always foolish but not kindness never kindness

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'i asked chatgpt' ok well i asked the trees that speak latin and they told me to tell you that you're a cunt

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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they're married they met and immediately started being messily divorced they are not on speaking terms but they do talk occasionally which is different they're coworkers they're bitter enemies they're co-conspiritors they're children having a nightmare they're the only two people who understand each other. they plot to kill god together and they seduce god together and they say the worst things anyone's ever said to each other and they don't even need to speak out loud to do it anymore. when they confront god together they pass a cigarette back and forth and trade personalities every couple of minutes and when they think he's dead they collapse into each other's arms. they do not forgive each other and they never ever will and still it's a shame that they didn't get to throw themselves into the sun together like they planned. i didn't say their names but they popped into your head didn't they.

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Art by Paul Rabaud

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It spoke your name on the stairs that night.

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*ZeFrank voice* fun facts about the cow

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play toys ?

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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“No. A fair fight and you can go with the commission,” said Harrow. “If I win, you come to the muster, and you leave afterward—with the commission. If I lose, you leave now—with the commission.” She snatched the paper from the ground, pulled a fountain pen from her pocket, and slid it between her lips to stab it deeply into her cheek. It came out thick with blood—one of her party tricks, Gideon thought numbly—and signed: Pelleamena Novenarius, Reverend Mother of the Locked Tomb, Lady of Drearburh, Ruler of the Ninth House.

Gideon said, feeling idiotic: “That’s your mother’s signature.”

“I’m not going to sign as me, you moron, that would give the whole game away,” said Harrow.

not “the blood of the child can be substituted for the blood of their parent and necromantically no one can tell the difference” being canon since chapter fucking 2 of gtn

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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture