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Person: You don't talk much!

Me: I'm observing your weaknesses since you're so freely verbalizing everything about yourself.

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I support this! Imma start that!

Let’s stop asking Who’s the boy/girl in the relationship and start asking who’s the blue/red.

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Jack u such a little shit u killing yo mama 

Anyone ever notice how jack was always a little shit 

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I mean like really. I just did this. And my mom walked in and asked if I was awake and I just lay there and she thought I was legitimately asleep

Sometimes when I don’t want to talk to people I fake sleep so good that even my own parents can’t tell that I’m actually awake.

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Sometimes when I don't want to talk to people I fake sleep so good that even my own parents can't tell that I'm actually awake.

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Is that all the same popsicle

Here are some dogs enjoying Popsicles. 

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Rinmimekutozikiku How do I say this

Reblog with your Ninja Name

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Oh no

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Eyyy

I am here for the funnies and I am a fan of many things. Also, I ship like Fedex and UPS combined with the forces of Amazon. Anything, really, as long as it ain't too weird. LONG SAIL THE SHIPS