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might not be accurate, but hc that nico always checks in on will, maybe silently, but always looking out in his own weird way.

so imagine a will solace, dark eyebags, tangled blonde hair, smells like literal blood, and severly sleep-deprived, walking out to be immediately spooked by a hand gripping his shoulder.

now imagine a nico di angelo who menacingly grips on his boyfriend's shoulder, whispering with a low voice, "William Andrew Solace." and continuing with "when. was. the. last. time. you. slept?"

now imagine nico putting a protesting will to bed and glaring at the apollo cabin. giving a goodnight kiss and when he leaves he looks behind to already see will snoring.

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Consider Ricks canon queer representation and tell me if its good. (Hint: its not)

Nico: not introduced as queer. He is made gay in the 9th Percy Jackson book. 6 books after his introduction.

Will: not introduced as queer. He is made gay in the 10th Percy Jackson book. 5-10 books after his introduction.

Piper: not introduced as queer. She is made gay in the 13th Percy Jackson book. 8 books after her introduction.

Shel: an extension of Piper at best.

Reyna: not introduced as asexual. She is made ace in the 14th book. 7 books after her introduction.

Thalia: not introduced as asexual. She is made ace in the 14th book. 11/12 books after her introduction.

The ONLY characters who weren’t retconned as queer are, to my knowledge, Jo & Emmie and Lavinia & her dryad gf.

A retcon is not representation. It is an afterthought. Queer people were an afterthought.

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I can’t fit them all so I’ll have to reblog

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thinking about Nico adjusting to letting himself miss and long for the people he loves. based on these bits from the sun and the star:

" As Nico and Will followed the trogs, he thought about how much he missed Hazel. He was learning to make peace with that feeling. It was okay for him to miss people because that meant he wanted them around in his life. That idea was *very* new for him- he was used to either pushing people away or watching them recoil from his presence." *

" That was the most surreal thing of all... Was he happy? Nico wasn't very familiar with the sensation, but he couldn't deny that he felt wonderful in Will's presence. He even longed for the son of Apollo when they were apart. A funny thing had happened as the two grew closer: Nico suddenly understood all those cheesy, sappy love songs he'd always hated."

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This is legit me and my twin bro lmao

@obsessive-procrastinator

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My glorious king Will Solace 🧎

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Omg please give me a link I need this in my soul

GUYS, GUYS, guys. GUYS!! Someone wrote a fic and Leo has cEDS and omg. It’s also Valgrace. And wait for it. Piper and Leo friendship.

SCREAMING RIGHT NOW ACTUALLY BTW

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summer always makes me think of him

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here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

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Please do this folks I'm bored and stuck in urgent care

The funniest possible scenario for a crossover between all the riordanverse first person perspective protagonists would be a meeting where everyone just assumes they’re the sole main character for this newest installation to the series.

Everyone is making fourth wall breaking narration thinking that they’re the only one with this ability, and halfway through a monologue someone catches on and is like “wait.. you can see the audience too?”

And this is after forty minutes of genre flipping between Percy staring at the camera sarcastically like he’s in The Office, Carter and Sadie spectating scenes like sports commentators off screen somewhere, an omniscient Magnus popping into the right hand corner like a twitch streamer every five minutes with an active Valhalla chat taking up the other half of the screen, and hard cuts to Lester in a reality tv confessional booth straight up gossiping entirely unfiltered.

It would be completely unwatchable and I need it to happen so very badly.

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😭😭😭😭

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Fuck love triangles, all the cool kids these days are in love squares that create perfectly balanced bisexual homeostasis. Net-zero polyamory.

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NEW SEA OF MONSTERS POSTER !!

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Leo about Jason:

He looks so cool and oh my gods those eyes and that scar makes him look so rugged this is the most handsome man on the planet

Leo about Piper:

I guess she has clothes

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him