imnotgayifimnotagirltoday - Tumblr blog

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Oh yeah, I made a tumblr account

Weird how I forgot about that lol

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Can't wait to get cancelled it's finna be lit just waiting for the day

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Incorrect quotes - Kybecca

I've decided Kyle has to be gay and can only be gay after this episode because they literally shattered my heart by destroying the cutest ship I'd ever seen. Besides, come on. He's fruity.

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Incorrect quotes - K2

It's just fun!

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Incorrect quotes - Heichole

Heidi is 100% lesbian and Nichole might be bi. Idk about them being together but literally any lesbian ship is good in my book, though most girls in this show have barely any chemistry and I know chemistry when I see it.

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Incorrect quotes - Dip

Love the ship but really I just want them to be friends

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Incorrect quotes - Cryle

The two gayest characters together. Eh, I could see it. Kind of. And yes, I stand by the fact that Kyle is gayer than Tweek, fight me.

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Incorrect quotes - Crenny

I have a lot of mixed feelings about this ship, but if Kenny weren't straight you can't say he wouldn't in one way or another be into Craig

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Incorrect quotes - Creek

I always forget about how much I love these two until I start going through fan art or reading fanfiction of the two. Their adorable ugh.

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Incorrect quotes - Bunny/Kenjorine

This ship feels both so adorable and yet so wrong at the same time

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Incorrect quotes - Bendy

Did I ever mention my obsession with Wendyl? Because I think that explains a lot

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Why hello there!

Hi! I am, by definition, chronically online. I'm what you can call one of "those" South Park fans. I wouldn't call myself a new one, since I was watching the show with my dad when I was like eight or something, and though I barely remembered much about the show I've always been kind of into it. I really liked it when my dad would put it on and I remembered the weed shit and Heidi and Cartman. Now I'm currently obsessed with the show because yeah.

I'm genderfluid and lesbian ew omg. I'm just going to post a bunch of random shit here because why not? I wish I could draw but then again just be glad I can't. That kind of power would not be used for good. I like both humor and angst so by default I also love dark humor and of course offensive/insensitive humor. But not in the way where I think it's okay to be a bad person.

I'm a multi-shipper, which means even though my favorite ship is a straight ship I'm not like the boring people who refuse to ship anything gay. It's so annoying that almost all the Stendy shippers I see either also ship only Kybecca(which I do ship as well) for Kyle and then ships Kenny with one of his girlfriends he's had even though they were all one-off characters with minimal chemistry other than Tammy who he had sexual chemistry with. Then they ship Cartman with Heidi which is, uhhh ew? Either they're like that or they ship Kyman which I hate but listen, listen I don't actually give a fuck if you ship it. I'm not going to hate you for it. In fact, I can even enjoy watching something or reading something involving Kyman if the story is good regardless. I mean, I'm not doing it for Kyman but for the rest of the plotline so if it's just Kyman I have no reason to engage. (One-side Kyman is complicated. If you're doing it in a way where you actually ship them, like you want them to be together or it's Cartman angst or something than it's the same thing as Kyman but if it's where Cartman has some sick twisted crush on Kyle which he buries deep inside and would never act on it but does really sadistic shit because of it while still being in denial and it's KYLE angst oh ho boy. Toxic Kyman ain't my favorite ship because it's not a ship, it's an angst category.)

Poly ships are my favorite, I'm really into poly ships because they're so frickin cute. I thought Creekenny was weird at first because let's e honest it is but I'm down for that anyway. Stendy is my OTP but Style is good too (I think they're pretty gay for each other but it's not like I want them to get together yk?) so I do really like Stendyle. The weird thing I really like the ship Stylennyman which is weird because that's like, for multi-shippers who ship Style, K2, and Kyman and just can't pick one, but for me it's just the only acceptable Kyman? Because I don't ship Kyman at all, but suddenly when you throw in the others it's fine I guess. But ships aren't really my biggest concern. I mean, ships are cute and I ship so much shit but I just really like their friendships.

Here you go. Basically all you need to know.